Red dead scorpion-

Scorpion: I killed for a clan, they left me to die after my spine had been ripped out.

BOOM!

Sub-Zero-you can't change scorpion!

Quan-chi: this is the netherrealm, where a retarted, stinky oni can prosper.

scorpion: It's either me, or it's you, the way I see it, oh I don't care, GET OVER HERE!

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