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"Will?"

"Cecily?"

"Dw i ddim yn gallu cysgu."

"Beth sy'n bod?"

"Dw i'n poeni. . . "

"Pam?"

"Rwy ti'n meddol bod demon pox arnat ti?"

Thunk

"Oi! Paid taflu clystogau."


"Will?"

"Cecily?"

"I can't sleep."

"What's wrong?"

"I'm worried . . . "

"Why?"

"Do you think you've got demon pox?"

Thunk

"Oi! Don't throw pillows."