Title: A Talk
Rating: R
Pairing: LeeTen...sort of
Spoiler warning: Nothing past the Chuunin exam, really.
Summary: Tenten has to have a very awkward chat with Lee.

"Lee."

"Hai, Tenten-chan?"

"We need to talk."

"What about, oh fellow of my glorious youth?"

"...I think you should sit down, Lee."

"Okay."

"Well, Lee, you know that I'm a kunoichi, right?"

"Of course, Tenten. Gai-sensei has explained to me many times, in all his wisdom, how my female comrades are to be honored and respected for their strength, while cherished and protected from those that would do them wrong!"

"...Right. Well, Lee, the thing is...kunoichi sometimes have different duties on missions than other ninja."

"Gai-sensei has also told me how kunoichi are to be admired for taking on the responsibilities of normal women, while still becoming mighty warriors in their time of youth."

Sigh.

"And one of those extra duties, Lee, is dealing with...relations. With men."

"...Relations?"

Sigh. Deep breath.

"Lee, Neji is out on a mission, so I need you to...to...make me a woman."

"...Huh?"

"..."

"Tenten?"

"...I'm going to go have a talk with Kakashi. Wait right here."

"Hai, Tenten!"

Sigh.