Author's Notes: Hi guys. C: This is the first chapter of a MW2 parody series, 'Once Upon a Time'. This one has actually been on my DA account for a long time, and I've only now brought it up here (because I'm lazy). xD The next chapter is done, but I won't upload it until tomorrow.
Basically, 'Once Upon a Time' will be gay parodies said like a fairy tale (sort of). Most will be based on kid stories. xD
Disclaimer: I do not own MW2, or the story of Little Red Riding Hood.
Once upon a time there was a man named Joseph Allen.
Everyone called him Allen.
Allen was given a task. He was to give a letter to Shepherd. THROUGH A FOREST.
As Allen walked through the scary forest, he noticed a man leaning against a tree.
Allen walked up to the man, "Hello, sir."
The man got off the tree and leaned toward Allen, "Why hello there, what is your name?" The man grinned evilly, Allen did not notice.
Allen smiled, "My name is Allen. What's your name, sir?"
The man's smile grew bigger, "Makarov." Allen's eyes grew big as he took a step back. Makarov laughed.
Allen turned to run but was pulled back into Makarov's arms. Allen struggled as Makarov whispered in his ear, "You cannot run." It sent a cold shiver done Allen's spine.
He screamed for help, stopped as soon as Makarov kissed his neck, and screaming was replaced with whimpers.
He kicked around to try and break free. Allen stopped when Makarov put his hands down his pants. Kicking stopped and whimpers became to moans.
Makarov rummaged around Allen's pants as he dragged him into the dark area of the forest, where they wouldn't be seen, and where they couldn't be heard.
All the while Allen buckled against Makarov's touch, he tried his hardest to not enjoy it. Next thing he knew he was pushed to the ground and pinned, he was helpless now.
Allen gave a pleading look as the drool from before ran down his cheek. Breathless and panting he said, "D-don't..."
Makarov smirked as he leaned closer, "'Don't' what, Allen?" Allen felt shivers again. Makarov kissed Allen, but Allen kept his mouth shut. Makarov growled and bit Allen's lip, Allen gasped with surprise and choked when Makarov stuck his tongue in his mouth. Allen reluctantly moaned to Makarov's pleasure.
As Makarov reached for Allen's pants, Allen could only think...
"I'm fucked over and I hate that I like it."
And so, Allen was raped.
