Four Course Meal
I eat my bread sticks
While sitting by the River Styx
And watching magic tricks
Until I run out of lemonade mix
My view on salad
Is not quite valid
Because I hit things with mallets
While listening to Ballads
Stuffed potatoes filled with cheese
May or may not be fun to squeeze
While looking for your car keys
In the middle of a sneeze
Every afternoon, I use a spoon
To enjoy a macaroon sitting in a typhoon
As I am being attacked by a raccoon
While wearing pantaloons on the moon
