Four Course Meal

I eat my bread sticks

While sitting by the River Styx

And watching magic tricks

Until I run out of lemonade mix

My view on salad

Is not quite valid

Because I hit things with mallets

While listening to Ballads

Stuffed potatoes filled with cheese

May or may not be fun to squeeze

While looking for your car keys

In the middle of a sneeze

Every afternoon, I use a spoon

To enjoy a macaroon sitting in a typhoon

As I am being attacked by a raccoon

While wearing pantaloons on the moon