Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, I WANT to own Resident evil. I'm not
rich enough, folks. I do own the character Griffith Mckoy, though. So
there, that's the legal junk.
Jill Valentine: Oh my god.
Ada Wong: Jill, look at her butt.
Jill Valentine: She looks like one of those S.T.A.R.S guys girlfriends
Ada Wong: Who knows? Who understands those S.T.A.R.S guys any ways?
Jill Valentine: They only talk to her because she's Chris's little sister. I mean, her butt and magnum are just so big.
Ada Wong: I can't believe it's so round for a girl her age. I mean look, it's just so out there. I mean it's just so gross!
Jill Valentine: Look, she's just so preppy!
I like Claire's butt and I cannot lie
Even Leon can't deny
That when Clair walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a magnum in yo face
You get shot!
Leon wants to pull up tough
Cause he noticed that Claire was rough
Deep in them jean shorts she's wearing
I'm hooked on them and can't stop staring
Oh, Claire! I wanna to get with ya
And take yo picture
My Homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny!
Ooh, pain of the bullet
You say you wanna take down umbrella?
Well do it, do it cause you ain't that average teen girl
I've seen her dancing
Screw the romancing
She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Saying Beretta's are the thing
Take the average S.T.A.R.S man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Carlos! (Yeah!) Wesker! (Yeah!)
Do you think Claire has the butt? (Hell yeah!)
I like hers round and big
And when I'm shooting zombies
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you away from Raccoon
And double up
I ain't talking about Rebecca Chambers
Cause silicon parts are made for her chemistry tools!
I want yours real thick and juicy
So find that juicy bubble
Griffith Mckoy's in trouble
Begging for a piece of Claire's bubble!
So I'm looking at Ada Wong
She's a knock-kneed bimbo
I'll keep my women like Claire Redfield
A word to the thick S.T.A.R.S sisters
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
Baby got it going on!
I don't think Chris will like this song
Cause he'll lie to get her away from me so I can quit it
But I'd rather stay and kill Nemisis
Cause I'm smart and I'm strong
And I'm gonna help take Umbrella on
So Jill! (Yeah) Rebecca! (Yeah)
If you want to roll in my Mercedes
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Chris has got to shout
Claire got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to Claire Redfield
Barry Burton ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if your 5'3"
So Jill rolls a Honda
Playing work out tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon
You can kill Zombies or Tyrant, but please don't lose that butt
Chris wants to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So he'll toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Barry says your fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cause your waist is small and your weapons are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' about stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the S.T.A.R.S uniforms
You ain't it miss thing
Give me Claire cause I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Albert Wesker tried to dis
Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So Claire if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Kill a lot
And kick them nasty thoughts!
Claire got back
Claire got back
Claire got back
Little in ammo but she got much back
Jill Valentine: Oh my god.
Ada Wong: Jill, look at her butt.
Jill Valentine: She looks like one of those S.T.A.R.S guys girlfriends
Ada Wong: Who knows? Who understands those S.T.A.R.S guys any ways?
Jill Valentine: They only talk to her because she's Chris's little sister. I mean, her butt and magnum are just so big.
Ada Wong: I can't believe it's so round for a girl her age. I mean look, it's just so out there. I mean it's just so gross!
Jill Valentine: Look, she's just so preppy!
I like Claire's butt and I cannot lie
Even Leon can't deny
That when Clair walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a magnum in yo face
You get shot!
Leon wants to pull up tough
Cause he noticed that Claire was rough
Deep in them jean shorts she's wearing
I'm hooked on them and can't stop staring
Oh, Claire! I wanna to get with ya
And take yo picture
My Homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so horny!
Ooh, pain of the bullet
You say you wanna take down umbrella?
Well do it, do it cause you ain't that average teen girl
I've seen her dancing
Screw the romancing
She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo jet
I'm tired of magazines
Saying Beretta's are the thing
Take the average S.T.A.R.S man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Carlos! (Yeah!) Wesker! (Yeah!)
Do you think Claire has the butt? (Hell yeah!)
I like hers round and big
And when I'm shooting zombies
I just can't help myself
I'm acting like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you away from Raccoon
And double up
I ain't talking about Rebecca Chambers
Cause silicon parts are made for her chemistry tools!
I want yours real thick and juicy
So find that juicy bubble
Griffith Mckoy's in trouble
Begging for a piece of Claire's bubble!
So I'm looking at Ada Wong
She's a knock-kneed bimbo
I'll keep my women like Claire Redfield
A word to the thick S.T.A.R.S sisters
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
Baby got it going on!
I don't think Chris will like this song
Cause he'll lie to get her away from me so I can quit it
But I'd rather stay and kill Nemisis
Cause I'm smart and I'm strong
And I'm gonna help take Umbrella on
So Jill! (Yeah) Rebecca! (Yeah)
If you want to roll in my Mercedes
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even Chris has got to shout
Claire got back
Yeah baby
When it comes to Claire Redfield
Barry Burton ain't got nothing to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if your 5'3"
So Jill rolls a Honda
Playing work out tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon
You can kill Zombies or Tyrant, but please don't lose that butt
Chris wants to play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So he'll toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Barry says your fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cause your waist is small and your weapons are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' about stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the S.T.A.R.S uniforms
You ain't it miss thing
Give me Claire cause I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Albert Wesker tried to dis
Cause his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get with 'em
So Claire if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-Kill a lot
And kick them nasty thoughts!
Claire got back
Claire got back
Claire got back
Little in ammo but she got much back
