One peaceful afternoon stood a bunch of mid-aged group of adults, along with some seemingly pubescent children in a classroom. They each sat in chairs, some on desks. Up in the front of the classroom stood Victor. He was muscular and a fabulous one at that. The man clears his throat. "Hm...this is the whole class attendance," he said. We have..hm.."
Victor gazes upwards at his students, licks his lips then stares back down at his paper.
"Eh em, we have Chrom, Lissa, Frederick, referred to as Big D Freddy—"
Various laughter cues. Frederick jumps up from his seat with a blushing face.
"W-what? Who told you that lie?!" he yelled at the teacher. He shrugs as Vaike giggles in his own little corner in the room. Victor hushes Frederick up before picking up his paper once again.
The teacher places a pen on his ear. "Continuing off we have Sully, Maribelle, Vaike, Ricken, Lon'qu, Basilio, Kellam, Donnel, Henry, Gaius, Tharja, Validar, Aversa, Stahl, Panne, Emmeryn, no—"
Lissa whistles. "Yeah! Go Emm. That's my girl Emm!"
Victor furrows his brows and furiously licks his lips. "Lissa, girl. Darling, please, shut the fuck up!"
Lissa's eyes begin to tear a little as she wipes her face. Victor holds his piece of paper up high and continues to look at it. "No Robin today, huh?" he mumbled before placing the paper on his teacher desk.
Donnel chuckles. "Wowz, this here's a mighty fine full house, aint it?"
Victor snaps his fingers. "Be quiet please! And no hats allowed, boy!"
Donnel frowns. "But sir... this pot here's stuck to my head."
"Just sit down, hobo," Victor ordered as Tinhead complied. "Now let me go over the rules. No gum chewing or eating candy, first off!" he said as he glanced at Gaius.
Gaius stops chewing on his wad of gum. "You got me fucked up."
Victor nods sarcastically. "Next. No casting spells OR using weapons!"
Tharja growls as Frederick raises his hand. "So why ARE we all here?"
"Because you are here to get a edumacatioun, sarcastic piece of shit," Victor barked at Frederick.
Frederick shrugs. "Sounds legit."
"Can I just go to the bathroom and never come back?" Sully asked in sarcasm.
"NO!" Victor answered with a bang on the desk, as if he was an ape.
"Flamboyant little ho-" Sully started to mumble.
Victor fiercely looks at Sully. "What was that? You want to get detention with a class of 15 other Risen? Hm?"
Sully gulps. "No t-thanks.."
Chrom sighs. "What CAN we do?"
Victor bangs on his desk again. "Nothing. N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"
"Wow, that sucks.." Lissa muttered under her breath.
Victor cups his face in both palms in frustration before placing his arms on his desk. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"No one talks to my little sister like that," Emmeryn softly threatened to the teacher.
"Bitch, shut up," Victor replied back to her before he escorted Emmeryn to the principal's office. More mumbling cues until he arrives back in the classroom.
Vaike flexes his big bicep muscles. "Enter the Vaike!"
Victor looks around wildly. "Who the hell are you talking to?"
Vaike nervously stares around. "Myself?"
Victor groans. "Shut the fuck up please!?"
Vaike hops up from his seat with all eyes on him. "Yo, you need to-"
Chrom hops up from his seat as well. "ENOUGH!"
Aversa covers her mouth with her palm. "Yaawwnn!"
Victor bangs on his desk again as he climbs atop of his desk. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Aversa rolls her eyes in silence.
Ricken raises his hand. "So, what are we having for lunch?"
Victor thrusts his crotch fowards. "Ballsack!"
Tharja giggles. "Excellent!"
A silent pause and brief snickering occurs.
Victor sighs. "Would you shut the fuck up? You dumbass!"
"Whatever," Tharja answered.
Victor hops down from the seat and ends up falling to the ground.
Vaike laughs. "Har, he busted his arse! Ahahah!"
Victor rubs his arse then sits back down in his chair. "Well, it seems only a few people are actually working. Good job!"
Ricken walks up to Victor's desk to hand him his extra credit. "All finished sir!"
Victor smiles. "Thanks squirt."
Ricken frowns. "What'd you say?"
"Nothing. Go off," he answered, shooing the bot away from his desk.
"Thought so," Ricken mumbled as he headed for his seat.
Victor clears his throat. "You are all going to get into groups later on and secondly new students will be transferring here soon.
"Cool," Lissa cheered.
Maribelle grins. "I want Lissa to be in my group. Please!"
Victor glares at Maribelle. "Shut the fuck up, thank YOU very much?"
Maribelle folds her arms. "Hmph!"
Lon'qu clears his throat. "Well. Teacher, can we pick who we can work with?"
"I'll think about it, for now..." the not-so-professional teacher answered as the school bell rung. "Now everyone! It is time for lunch. You may all go. That said, they all headed for the lunchroom.
The lunchroom looked like your typical high school lunchroom. Seats were separate, tables were evenly spaced out, lunch was decent. Ricken followed Henry into the luchroom as they both gandered around the place.
"Where should we sit, Henry?" the fellow mage asked him while gripping his paper bag filled with his homemade lunch firmly in his right hand.
Henry smiles at Ricken. "Anywhere I can find blood at?"
Ricken rolls his eyes. "Er..okay. How about over there with Chrom?"
Henry sighs. "Fine. But I prefer to be Frederick's friend, so.." he answered as they walk to Chrom's table.
Chrom waves at his two men. "Hey Ricken, Henry, how's it going?"
Ricken takes a seat and hops in the seat out of excitement. "Oh, I'm good! How do you like Fire Emblem...Academy!"
Chrom grins. "It's awesome. I can hang out with my cool comrades, you guys!"
"Uh huh. Heya Frederick. Still sarcastic as usual?" Henry asked.
Frederick smirks. "Trying my best.."
"Cool," Henry said as they four of them get startled by a megaphone.
"Attention! You only have 1 minute to eat. One minute to eat!" the speaker loudly announced.
Frederick gasps. "What the—"
Vaike shrugs. "Who the hell eats in one minute or less?"
"Basilio," Chrom mumbled as Vaike grins.
Henry gasps. "Gosh! The Risen would eat a human in under a minute!"
"Hm, Say, where's Gaius?" Chrom rhetorically asked.
Frederick points to Gaius at the girls table with his finger covered in rib sauce. "There."
Chrom smirks. "Well, he always had a thing with the ladies..."
Ricken sighs. "I wish I was Gaius sometimes. He has the WHOLE table smiling at him!"
Vaike scoffs. "I could make those girls smile if I wanted to."
"Suuure you can, Vaike," Chrom sang out of sarcasm.
Vaike nudges Chrom. "Don't underestimate me, Blue!"
Chrom nods. "Alright."
"It's been a minutteee," Henry sang publicly.
"Time's over! Return to class," the speaker began to echo.
Complying with the announcements, every student returns to class.
Victor smiles at his class. "Did evvverryyyone have a good lunch?"
"Oh! You already know!" Basilio joked to the teacher.
"So greedy," Flavia uttered as she rolls her eyes.
Victor nods while fixing his tie. He wore his usual attire with an additional sky blue and white checkered tie.
"Well..this is a huge academy. I hope you all have provided your bags here from the start because you will all now go to your dorms. But there will be a default pillow and blanket on the bed, just in case," he addressed to the class before they all set off to their dorms.
Lissa throws her gym bag on the top bunk. "I got dibs on the top bunk!"
Tharja groans. "I wanted the top. Just sleep on the damn floor, will you?"
"..Whatever. There's plenty of beds!" Lissa cheered.
Tharja smirks. "Fortunately, we have a lock on the door so we don't have to worry about people like Henry coming in, she reminded her dormmates before quietly giggling to herself.
Maribelle stands in front of the dorm door while sipping her tea in her tea cup.
Sully motions her hand at Maribelle. "You. Don't make a mess."
"My gratitude," the troubadour replied before munching on some cookies.
"Well, Panne is being awfully silent over there by itself," Tharja whispered to Nowi.
"It's?..You are so mean," Lissa whispered while holding in her laugh.
Tharja folds her arms. "I don't really give two flying Falchions. Matter of fact where's the bathroom?"
"There's one in here," Sully answered. Sully was the only woman who knew the dorms well enough.
"Oh. Okay," Tharja said.
Aversa walks into the room. "So. Who wants to help me kill Chrom? Any takers?"
Lissa frowns at Aversa with a cold glare. "She's here!"
