Guess what? I don't own Hetalia! No, I don't!
Presenting…..
55 Ways to Pass Time
(AKA 55 Ways to Irritate the Personifications)
1. Play the "Chicken Butt!" Game.
Introduced to the younger, and more immature, countries, courtesy of one America, this proved to be an extra fun for certain countries; read: Prussia. Involving the answer of "Chicken Butt!" every freaking single time another one even vaguely said anything near the word "What", this game once caused Jerk England to storm out of the room, no doubt to find his previous colony. And yell at him.
2. Imitate Other Countries. With a major emphasis on stereotypes. Yes, lots of stereotypes.
You just have to be really careful with this one, though. Lots of the countries don't understand the concept of joking. And you really shouldn't make fun of Russia. In fact, it's better if you do this one nowhere near the following countries: Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Switzerland, Hungary, and, really, either of the Italy brothers. Romano would probably cuss at you, and Feliciano would probably cry. So, both are out.
3. It sounds simple, and it is. Bill Nye is America's not-really-guilty pleasure.
All that is needed is for somebody, anybody to say "Bill Nye the Science Guy", and America will start singing the entire theme song, complete with shouts, beat boxing, and humming. Nobody can stop him until he is finished singing the solo, and even after that, he will be "quietly" humming the tune under his breath, for the rest of the meeting. It's like England and punk, which speaking of…
4. Start up England's punk side- or you could just start singing "We Will Rock You" by Queen.
It always works. Every single time. No matter how hard England tries to fight it, the second he hears two BOOMS! Followed by a CLAP!, he just has to climb on top of the table, and start singing. He acts like a crazy happy drunk, complete with the killer headache and memory loss after.
5. Or… you could help the micro nations into every major meeting.
Which is, coincidentally, exactly what America and Prussia really like to do. The little micro nations make the meetings even more useless than they already are. Think about it this way- a meeting is already really unproductive. When you add seven or so little kids in that group of rather immature grown-up nations, it makes the meeting even more chaotic.
