If you've read Chapter 1 once before, go to the very bottom.

Disclaimer: Joey says, "Evergreen doesn't own Yugioh or me or M&Ms or Starburst or Mercedes Benz companies/franchises/whatever or Spongebob or whatever she randomly put in this story, even though she own 2 of their cars." Evergreen says, "Bling bling yall! [flaunts her rings] CHA-CHING!"

[theme song] CHAPTER 1: How to Play the Game!

[They stand infront of Evergreen's home]

Mai: "So, this is Evergreen's house, eh? Pretty nice."

Joey: "Woah! That's two Mercedes Benz!"

Bakura: "She probably made that up just so we'd think she's rich."

Evergreen: "No, my dear. Those are my 2 cars. I'm not joking. And their not rented either. Yes, I am rich and since you all have betrayed me, I decided that this will be your punishment. Come, come in."

They all enter the house. There was a hint of apples in the air. It was a rather cozy home. Nothing scary at all. They entered the living room and Evergreen sat on a red velvet chair.

Evergreen: "Murder. This is a mystery that you will solve. Only 2 people should survive unless you guys are smart." [everyone looks at Joey and Yugi] "[sighs] unfortunately, I do not know if the 2 survivors will be my beloved Joey or Yugi. Now, here are the rules, my friends. You will go about living in this house, all the while still looking for the murder. And like I said before, only two people should be remaining unless you guys know how to work together as a team and put the puzzle pieces together. I'm warning you now, if it's every man for himself, trust me, there will be only 2 survivors... or 1. That would be the murderer. You wouldn't want the murderer to get away with killing all of you AND get the prize, would you?"

They all shake their heads.

Tea: "Uh, question. Aheh. Will I be the first person to die?"

Evergreen: "... was there any doubt?"

Tea: "Oh well, I'm used to it. Oh, and, how will you know who's right if you don't even know who will win now?"

Evergreen: "Computer knows all! Oh, and don't forget that if you think you have the answer and you tell Computer or me and you're wrong-- you die automatically. Now, I command all Yamis to come out of their Millenium items and appear in seperate bodies. [Yamis come out] Pegasus, where's your Yami?"

Peggy: "I don't have one."

Evergreen: "... why?"

Peggy: "I don't know. I guess my Millenium item doesn't have a yami."

Evergreen: "Loser. If you weren't rich, you'd be second to go. Anyway, Yami's are counted as seperate people. Now, let's see if everyone is here. Joey, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Yami B., Kaiba, Mokuba, Mai, Tea, Duke, Pegasus, oops! almost forgot Tristan!, Bandit Kieth, Weevil... Weevil..."

Weevil: "What?"

Evergreen: "You realize that you will be killed if you stay?"

Weevil: "Oh."

Evergreen: "And I'm sure the murderer will get as much pleasure from killing you as she/he did from killing Tea."

Weevil: "Can I leave?"

Evergreen: "Nope! You will stay so no one will ever have to talk to you or your annoying lisp ever again! Oh, hello Que. You want to be in my story? Que is a friend from my imagination. [Que nods] You are only here because you annoy the hell out of me and I want you killed forever, as well. [Que nods]. Computer will randomly choose one of you to be the murderer."

Voice: "Random... random pick... Murderer chosen. Back to you Evergreen! :D

Evergreen:"Everyone, follow me upstairs."

They all go upstairs.

Joey: "Hmm, nice."

Evergreen: "[sweet smile] There are 4 bedrooms up here. We are standing in the game room and to your left is my office. If you'll look behind me, you'll see a hall. Enter the hall and to each side of you there's a room. The pink-mood room so happens to be mine, and the brown,blue-mood room is my brothers'. I'm sorry for the urine smell. My 8 year old brother can't control his bladder, yet. Girls stay in my room, boys stay in my brothers' room. Girls and Boys have their own bathrooms. Feel free to use any facility and make yourselves at home! I'll be staying at the Holiday Inn. If you need anything, IM me or phone me. You know my number [wink to Joey] Computer! Tell them about the lovely prizes if they win!"

Voice: "Searching... Prizes selected. You win Evergreen's respect for atleast 5 episodes! No more jokes. No more imitations! Yes, that's right! And you get this only if you win! (even Joey Wheeler gets made fun of a few times)"

Evergreen: "Lovely. Well, Computer, their all yours. Contact me everyday and tell me if there are any problems our visitors don't manage to tell me. Computer's a doll, ain't she? [waves goodbye and leaves.]"

Voice: "Game loading...."

Joey: "Yuge, I'm scared."

Yugi: [holding on to Joey] "Me too!"

Joey: "Yuge, what did I tell you about this?"

Yugi: "Oh... sorry..:[holding on to Yami] "I'm scared." [tears]

Yami:" Don't worry Yugi. I will protect you." [holds Yugi]

Tristan: [on Joey] "I'm so scared, man! o_O What we gonna do?!"

Joey: How 'bout yah get the hell off me?!

[Yami B. laughs]

Weevil: "What?! What's [spit] so funny?!"

Bakura: [wants comfort from his Yami] "I'm scared, Yami."

Yami B.: "And does it look like I care?"

Bakura: "Okay." [is sad and depressed]

Que:" I think the game ish abute to starrt" [nods]

Voice: "Game starts now"

[Bandith Kieth gives an evil smile. Yami Bakura looks at him and smiles, too. Kaiba wishes he knew what was going on so he could give his devilishly handsome smile, too.]

Weevil: "Why are you [lisp] smiling?!"

To be continued... ------------------------------------ Evergreen: Alright. If you're reading this chapter again, you can see that I've changed it quite a bit. I thought it was a little rough and wouldn't make sense as I went along with the story. So I had to change it. But that's all part of writing, right? Changing and editing before the publishing... oh... this IS publishing, isn't it? Heh, oh well.