Underdog Vs Overdog

By

Patrick Moore

Our story begins in the lab of Mr. Whoopee, the smartest man in the world. Sweet Polly Purebread is with him doing a news story about him and his newest invention.

"Tell me, Mr. Whoopee, what is you newest invention?" The humanoid dog woman asked him.

"You see, Sweet Polly, I've started as a mentor to a certain penguin and walrus who shall remain nameless at this time," began the inventor, "but I've decided to do inventions to help people, like the 3-D Blackboard. But, I decided to make an invention to will help in the war in Iraq."

"I thought you wanted to help people," Polly asked.

"I do, Miss Purebread," Mr. Whoopee continued, "but my new invention isn't a weapon, it's going to help end this horrid war." Mr. Whoopee takes out a small container, opens the top, and pours out a black type goo onto his table. "I call it Super Ooze."

"What will it do?" Polly asked.

"The Super Ooze will eat all weapons in the world, causing the ends of maximum deaths in the world," Whoopee continued, as the Super Ooze began to move, eating a fake gun that was on the table. "And Whoopee, no more gun."

"That's wonderful, Mr. Whoopee," said Sweet Polly. "What happens if it falls in the wrong hands?"

"Let's find out," Polly and Whoopee turned around to see Riff Raff, the humanoid wolf man gangster, pointing a gun at them. "My benefactor wants your invention, Mr. Whoopee, with any means necessary."

Just then, the Super Ooze covered Riff Raff's gun, as the villain tried to shake it off.

"Mooch, get the container to put this goop in," Riff Raff ordered, as his henchman grabbed the container, and scooped the Ooze into it.

"Got it, Boss," said Mooch. "What do we do with those two?"

"Tie them up and gag them," answered the wolf gangster. "The boss won't mind two prisoners, just in case Underdog gets in our way."

Seconds later, Polly and Whoopee were bound and gagged, and put into a van, as it drove off to who knows where.

In another part of Total City, Shoeshine Boy is finishing cleaning the shoes of a famous millionaire. The man, who shall remain nameless tipped Shoeshine with five dollars.

"All finished, Mr. Wayne," said Shoeshine. "I hope you get back to Gotham City safely. That nut job in the bat suit scares me. Did you see that Underdog movie Disney made?"

"I took my ward to see it, and it was awful," replied Mr. Wayne. "I wish Disney stick to the facts about the heroes, not CGI. I don't like cartoons that become live action garbage."

Just then, Shoeshine heard something that human could not hear with normal ears alone. "Thanks for the tip, Mr. Wayne, but I got to go."

Shoeshine entered a phone booth that exploded with contact, only to show Total City's protector, Underdog, standing there.

"When Polly's in trouble, I am not slow. It's hip hip, and away I go," Underdog flew off, as Mr. Wayne looked in astonishment.

"Why does the phone booth bit looked familiar?" Mr. Wayne smirked.

To Be Continued…