I personally love Harry Potter, I just felt like being a dork. It was 3:00 am when my best friend and I came up with this. I hope you enjoy:?)

I have nothing against gay people or AIDS victims. This was just a funny story, with the mentality for the time period this was set in.

It all started when Professor Dumbledore discovered an attractive young boy named Tom Riddle. They had a… different relationship. So when Tom Riddle left, Dumbledore became very lonely until a new boy came into his life named James Potter. He was Attractive and was a total hit with the school, but too soon Dumbledore was left to be alone, again. Soon he heard that James Potter had a son. And Tom Riddle, now Lord Voldemort, Found out about James and Dumbledore's relationship and became super jealous. Dumbledore, Fearing for his Future companion, tries to persuade the family to hide with Dumbledore, but all to soon everything was lost. Poor Dumbledore. His first and second partner died, all because of him, But wait. The little boy survived. So Dumbledore gave him to his Aunt and Uncle who raised him, until he was 11 years old. Soon Dumbledore fell into the same pattern again. But little did he know that Lily's secret lover was keeping an eye on him. When professor Snape found out what Dumbledore was doing to Harry, he was furious. But he couldn't do anything about it, until Dumbledore confided to him that he was dying. Dying of a Muggle dieses called AIDS. Snape, fearing for lily's son, kills Dumbledore. Lord Voldemort is pissed so he kills Snape, because he wanted his master to himself, not some filthy half-blood raised by muggles. In the end, we end up with a very traumatized Harry who believes this was all about a prophecy. Completely lost and very traumatized.