Note: a couple things before you read. One: I own no characters, settings, or the song. Baaaallls, I know.. AND I'm on a sugar high so really this is 99% crackfic :o JUDGE BUT NOT TOO HARD.
Song: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
3 minutes till they were on, and the Golden Trio (plus Neville)were practically vomiting with nerves. The brilliant new idea that the headmaster had chosen for the yearly Fun Day this year, was a Talent show. The quartet was the last band up, and scared out of their minds, seeing as more than half of the other contestants got "booed" off stage.
2 minutes left, and Neville had broken the drum stick so hard off a corner of the couch backstage that it had broken. "Thank Merlin for magic, right guys?" he said sheepishly, ceasing the efforts to calm himself down.
1 minute to stage and they were ready. Game faces on, they trudged up the steps, onto the exceptionally large stage.
"Thank Merlin there's a large stage.." Hermionie mumbled, the rest of the band nodding vigorously at her statement, knowing how hard she rocked out.Everyone took their places, Neville on drums, Hermionie on guitar, Ron on bass, and Harry at the mike.
Looking out to the large Great Hall packed with students, Harry started speaking in the boldest voice he could muster at that time.
"Well hell-oo Hogwarts! How're we doin' today?" His question got screams from more than half of the female population, pretty much only because he was "The Chosen One"
"And the guys?" He threw back at them, earning cheers from even some of the Slytherins.
"DAMN RIGHT! NOW YOU ALL READY FOR THIS?" Hermionie screamed into her mike, earning screams from the whole hall. Nodding at Neville and Ron, they started the introduction to the song while Harry continued to talk to the large mass of people.
"Well then! This is a cover of a song by a muggle band My Chemical-" his talking was then cut off by the Muggleborn population of Hogwarts, and so he started.
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Surprising to some, Mister Potter was quite a good singer, and soon enough he got the girls swooning over his fantastic voice.
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
Cause they got methods
Of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
At this point, Hogwarts had started going crazy. Seeing this, Hermionie put the lyrics to the song up on the wall behind her for those who wanted to to sing along.
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not meThe panel of teachers at the back were absolutely dumbstruck at that the quartet was doing to the usually well-behaved students in front of them. Even the first years were getting in fights to get to the front, and so Dumbledore attempted to stop the music generating from the powerful group of students onstage. This just earned him a few flipped birds and random hexes from the students, causing him to sit back down in defeat.
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
Now at THIS point, Harry had stripped off his shirt and threw it into the audience, causing the first row of girls to faint, whether from exhaustion or just the fat that Harry was amazingly hot.
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me
Whoa yeah!
Neville and Ron started to get a clapping trend going throughout Hogwarts, even in the defeated teachers' panel, minus Dumbledore. This led through the next verse and even through the verse after that.
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me
All together now,
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me
The quartet ended the song barely clothed and sweaty. This led to an encore, which they enjoyed even more than the previous song.
IT WAS EXPERIMENTAL! :o So you know what to do.. read and review and such.. AND I KNOW IT SUCKED xD
