Chapter 1
The spaceship couldn't have been anymore hectic. The more the scientist was about to give an excuse, the more he was about to give to the short-tempered mask a tantrum. The convention was full of allies that they could fill the enormous table that was formerly empty for hours inside the base, and now this time they had wasted all the sorts of justification to give to their boss in regards to their recent failed strategies.
"You fools!" Uka Uka began scolding. "Idiots! Morons! Nincompoops!" And a few more he called furthermore. "Can't you mutton-heads do anything right?! I'm tired of seeing that bandicoot escaping with life through your brainless, pathetic plans! Or are you planning to get rid of him off the Earth in fifty years?!"
"Uka Uka!" Dr. Neo Cortex was despairingly attempting to convince him otherwise. "I tell you, it's not our fault! It's that stupid mutt who always arranges a way to save himself!"
"Shut up, Cortex!" He ordered, furious. "I'm tired of your shallow excuses, and everyone else's! I already had lost my patience but this time I'm really getting into the abyss if nobody has the intelligence to finish that rat!"
"Pff, like if he is a piece of cake." Dr. Nefarious Tropy remarked as he rolled his eyes at the wall.
"Apparently he's even smarter than you!" He retorted to him.
"Please Uka Uka, we tried everything!" Doctor N. Gin urged. "We even tried nuclear bombs and nothing!"
"Like if nuclear bombs were the solution to blow up his ass!" He snapped.
"Uka, please." Cortex insisted as he placed his palm on his forehead. "It's not easy as you think."
"Of course it isn't easy!" He sneered. "With you idiots with a Q.I. under 5 I'd doubt if it was easy!"
"Why don't you you tell him that then?" Dingodile uttered impatiently as he pointed at Tiny. "He's the only one who has a low Q.I.!"
"Tiny is sad..." He lowered his ears upon his protest.
"I would've annihilated him with my tommy gun if my girlfriend wasn't so softie about it." Pinstripe avowed.
"Then you're a sissy!" Uka Uka shouted at the brown potoroo, and turned to Koala Kong. "What about you, Kong?"
"He destroyed the mine and all the boulders I've left, sir." He stated.
"Pathetic." He confessed, disappointed. "So in conclusion all of you have failed miserably?"
"Well, yeah..." Dr. Cortex somewhat agreed. "But it still isn't our fault."
"Oh really?" His anger started increasing again. "Who you blame now, Cortex? The clown?"
"You guys are so impracticable." A female voice spoke out in the middle of the darkness just in the moment the two males have eventually exchanged an instant of silence. She wasn't still noticeable, but there she was standing with her arms folded as she was straightly inspecting such an importunate circumstance. Uka Uka turned himself to where he believed that the unknown voice has come, surprised.
"Who are you?" He demanded. Cortex seemed the only one who haven't been affected by the sudden visitation, and smirked.
"Looks like you haven't met Amelia yet, Uka Uka." He proclaimed as he crossed his fingers in satisfaction, glancing at the expected young woman as she approached further the convention room. But what made their faces go stunned wasn't really the fact that she was dressed into a seductive black and silver spy outfit - but the fact that she, herself, was also a bandicoot, excepting that she had a long and thin tail which would distinguish her from every other they have seen before.
"She's a bandicoot?" The mask almost loosened a gasp. "Cortex, what's the meaning of this?"
"Oh, she's not from the same breed." The evil scientist explained, keeping peaceful. "She is an expert spy I've hired from the military, but she also has a current residency in this spaceship due to a contract I did with her father. More to stop sending 'waste' to his homeland, he says."
"And this was your plan up your sleeve?" He asked him, still not pleased with his new scheme.
"Since you're always grumbling around that I and my allies don't do anything worth, this new agent will do the job for me in return of money to keep her living here."
"So technically you're replacing your laziness and failure aptness into another obsolete plan?"
"I'm afraid you're mistaken, master." Cortex smirked wider. "She was trained and prepared to kill anyone she captures, thus, our aussie hero will be murdered in a jiff."
"And I'll finally have a break from all of you!" Uka Uka added in disbelief as he flew to the bandicootess and studied her around. "I'm even surprised that you used your square brain for once, despite I'm nevertheless unreliable about your cognizance. But, I'll provide my trust to this new spy of yours to take care of that filthy marsupial."
"My word, Uka Uka, you won't regret it." The scientist assured with a vicious smile.
"Meh, and I thought myself that he hated bandicoots..." N. Tropy gave another remark without any kind of admiration.
"Very well, Cortex." The mask glared at him in the eye. "I do verily hope this one works, or else, you'll end up in the ice age like last time." He warned.
"That would be epic." Dingodile snickered, but Cortex turned to him to shut his mouth.
"When is gonna be my next launch to the Bandicoot's house, Cortex?" Amelia demanded impatiently as she became annoyed of being stagnant, making him to rub his hands in perfect anxiety.
"Right away, my dear."
