10 ways to totally PISS off Sakura Haruno
Die her precious pink hair brown.
Cut her hair like Sasuke's.
take half of her wardrobe (and by half I mean most)
Make a fake video of Sasuke telling Ino he loves her.
lock her in an empty big closet, throw Naruto in with her
Call her mommy at random parts of the day.
also ask who and where is your daddy(i maen sasukeas daddy)( see # 6)
pay Sasuke good money to kiss her then push her saying she's not a good kisser
throw rocks at her every time you think her inner self is talking (or yelling)
when she finally going to sleep burst in her room yelling "Sasuke's on CRAK!" then run for your life.
Hope good luck with these oh and try not to get killed.
