Naruto: Funny Moments

A/N: Ok, all I wanted was like one person to want to see the first so I'm posting it. And I have similar endings to most of them to try and make a joke. Yeah, it's weird, so what?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the story except the story itself.

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Chouji was looking in a mirror in his underwear.

"You fat bastard, you don't care what you eat, you just eat and eat. You don't even deserve to eat!" He went over and threw up in the toilet.

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Temari opened the door to Kankuro's room.

"Kaknkuro, have you seen my...Agghh!"

Kankuro was making out with crow on the bed.

"Ummm...This is exactly what it looks like..."

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At the Third exam:

Neji: "Naruto, your destiny is to lose this fight!"

Naruto: "I will not lose to you!"

They began to fight.

Neji: "8 Trigrams, 65 Strikes!" He began to strike Naruto's tenketsu repeatedly. On the 65th strike Neji poked Naruto's balls and left his hand there.

—In the Audience—

Sakura: "Kakashi sensei, is that a tenketsu strike?"

Kakashi: "No...I don't believe it is."

Naruto: "What the Hell?!?!?!?!"

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Third Hokage: "Naruto, I have a special mission for you."He handed him a scroll.

Naruto: "Wow, an A-rank. This must be of the utmost importance! "Perform the Sexy Jutsu on spot." What the Hell?!"

Third Hokage: "Well?"

Naruto: "I'm not doing this! Go to a strip bar pervert!"

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Hinata is training alone in a forest.

Naruto: "Hey Hinata, strange to see you here!"

Hinata: "Oh, hello Na-Naruto. I'm glad to see you too."

Naruto: "I've been thinking, we've been friends for a while now and I'm starting to notice all the favors you've done for me."

Hinata: "So what are you saying?"

Naruto: "I think we should maybe, go out."

Sakura walked over.

Hinata: "Hey Sakura!" Hinata kisses Sakura.

Naruto: "What the Hell!?!?!"

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Naruto is training his chakra.

Sasuke: "Umm, Naruto, there's something I'd like to tell you something."

Naruto: "What do you want to tell me?"

Sasuke: "Umm, well ever since that moment when you slipped and kissed me, I can't stop thinking about you!"

Naruto: "What the hell?!?!?!?"

Sasuke: "You really don't like me?"

Naruto: "Well, I mean..."

Sakura:(Several feet away) "Yaoi! Yaoi! Yaoi!"

Naruto+Sasuke: (veins popping) "Shut up bitch!" They both beat the crap out of her, leaving her KO'd on the ground.

Sasuke: "You wanna get ramen?"

Naruto: "Hell yeah!" They walk off holding hands.

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A/N: I'm don't condone much yaoi, the ending just came out of nowhere. So yeah. It's kinda to torture some of my friends who can't stand that couple.