Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. I just thought up the dreams.
Summary and A/N: Xemnas makes the Organization write down their dreams. But what happens when not only dreams are written in the journal??? Okay, I read a book about dreams. And that made me think of it. I don't know. I ended up laughing while writing it. Yeah. Excuse some of the OOCness, I happen to LIKE OOCness. It gives the story an… erm… effect.
A/N as of November 11th: I wrote this awhile ago, but I just loved it so much I posted it. Will continue, not for awhile, but I will.
The Dream Journal
Page 1
Pineapples, Potion and Popcorn
In an Organization XIII meeting…
"So we have to record all of our dreams… in a notebook?" Demyx asked after loudly taking a sip from his juice box. "But we don't have dreams… we don't exist…"
"WE DO TOO HAVE DREAMS." Xemnas shouted extremely loudly. "Look at Roxas, for example, he had all of those dreams about being Sora and all… I mean that could lead us to taking over! Our dreams!"
Everyone turned to Roxas. His face turned bright red. He had other dreams, too… but that wasn't important. "But… but Xemnas! What if we don't wanna record all of our dreams…? I mean… some of them are private! I don't want to tell everybody my dreams… some of them have… well, explicit content!" Roxas said in embarrassment.
"The worst stuff you've probably dreamt about Roxas is a pineapple," said Axel rolling his eyes.
"What made you go straight to a pineapple?"
"Er… I don't know… it was just… I don't know."
"What if I do dream about pineapples?"
Axel burst into laughter. "You dream about PINEAPPLES? You're… you're joking! Hahaha… pineapples! I'm a genius! Ha! Pineapples… you're crazy… ha ha…"
"Well at least I don't sing 'These Boots Were Made for Walking' in my sleep Axel!"
Axel's laughing stopped abruptly. He looked mortified. "I… I…"
"SILENCE!" Xemnas exclaimed again extremely loudly. "We will not have talk about others midnight disorders during our meetings! Now. We will record our dreams that we remember in this notebook-" Xemnas pointed to a cheap notebook… "-and yes, you have to be honest. No lying or you will be banned from the Organization."
Axel shrugged.
"And popcorn."
Axel stopped and his back straightened. He was listening.
"Everybody got it? Good. Now, good night!"
--
The Dream Journal
ORGANIZATION XIII PROPETY ONLY!
Or no popcorn for you.
(Saturday) Hi Organization,
I had a dream. That
Axel and Roxas shared the same ice cream! And then Laxrene went and
attacked the ice cream. Then she stuffed it in my eye. What does it
mean!!! Help me.
The End.
Love Xaldin
Dream-
Okay, so,
I'm all, "rock on!" My band is about to perform. We are about
to perform LIVE FROM HOLLOW BASTION. I hug my sitar and then the
curtain goes up… a million Axels are sitting in the first, third
and back row. Then I'm all "Dance, water, Dance!" but we are on
the setting of The Sound of Music. And I like… liked it.
-Rock
on
Demyx
I had a dream I was in therapy. From Xigbar.
Xigbar-
That
wasn't a dream.
Hugs all
around,
Larxene
Well WHO ASKED YOU LAXRENE? Xigbar.
SILENCE! This is
STRICTLY for dreams ONLY. By the way, Xaldin. I interpreted your
dream. I mean I analyzed it. Well, Laxrene obviously represents anger
and frustration. Axel and Roxas represent love. You are angry to
love. …What the… Xaldin! I mean, that doesn't even make any
sense whatsoever! And Demyx- what ARE you taking these days?
Oh,
and are we promoting ice?
I hate you,
Xemnas
I can't remember
my dream,
Roxas.
LIAR! Oh. I dreamt I
was watching popcorn pop. Got it memorized?
Axel
I hate you Axel.
Okay fine. I dreamt I was following Jesse McCartney into some dark
place he calls "The World That Never Was" (stupid right?). Well
then he's like stay here and then here comes a million and one
Hilary Duff clones. Then I woke up I swear!!! What I mean is, I WOULD
have attacked them with my Keyblade, but you know, then I woke
up.
Roxas.
You are lying
through your teeth Roxas.
Axel
Quiet. I'm lying
through pen. Duh.
Roxas.
…didn't get
that.
Axel
LUXORD SAYS-
I
dreamt I was a black jack dealer but I was wearing a really nice
suit. Saix and Lexaeus were betting against each other. Saix won but
he was really really ticked. And Lexaeus was happy. I don't get it.
Maybe it's just Saix and his angsty ways…well, anyways, maybe
dreams do come true!
Shut up Luxord. You
know the only people you will ever deal to are us the evil
Organization.
From Saix
LUXORD SAYS-
Did
you all hear something? 'cause I think I just heard a buzzing
noise. It's probably just a mosquito or something.
Burn.
Axel
I will say this
again this journal is STRICTLY forbidden to other conversation other
than our own dreams! And…how does everyone find the time to write
this much stuff?
Xemnas
Well, your honor,
see, SOMEBODY keeps waking us up in the middle of the night with his
wet dreams! Got it memorized?
Axel
Go to H E
double-hockey stick Axel,
Roxas.
HA! I'm already
there!!!
Axel
(Sunday)
Speaking of dreams
coming true, I had a dream that Demyx came in and drank my latest and
greatest potion. It just so happens that it's not there anymore.
Demyx?
Signed,
The Chilly Academic
Well, that kinda
depends, Vexen, what kind of potion was it?
Dance, water dance!
Demyx
PS oh. kudos to Axel for dissing his BFFL.
Do NOT give my
bestest friend kudos for dissing me! You big meanie!
Roxas.
It was a
poison.
Signed,
X stands for Vexen!!
Omigod! Poison! What are you trying to do, KILL ME? I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! NOOOOOOOO!
Demyx you forgot to
sign your name. My latest dream had to do with… well, me. I just
happened to have my own fashion line, and I was having my spring
fashion collection (long black coats with the latest accessories:
leggings and cute purses!) when all of the sudden the runway caught
on fire! It was so scary! I woke up and I was all twisted in the
sheets and I was all sweaty.
Hugs from the one, the only Larxene
So you really DID
drink my potion then Demyx! Punishment, I say! PUNISHMENT! Well,
anyways, turns out I hadn't finished the potion, I hadn't put in
all of the ingredients yet, so the… ahem… symptoms hadn't
kicked in yet. And I was just kidding about the poison thing.
Vexen
So that means I'm
not going to die?
Demyx (stupid Laxrene)
Okay well. My dream
was pretty simple. I was flying. Actually I flew away because Xaldin
was practicing his magic. But I was so carefree! It was so great! I
wish I could have that dream again! It was really fun! Really great!
Totally awesome! But then I landed in my garden but my garden ended
up not being my garden, WHYYYYYYY.
Organization Member
Marluxia
No, Demyx, you're
not going to die.
V for Vendetta Vexen
Well then what DID I drink? ( that actually tasted quite good. Without the effects I recommend it to everyone!) Oh, I was saying. I had that same dream again! With the Sound of Music and stuff. Except I knew I was dreaming. Crazy how your brain does that.
Rock on
Demyx
OH MY GOSH DEMYX JUST FORMED A COMPLETE SENTENCE!
Axel
(Monday) Oh… um…
well… see, I was making this potion, you know, just to see what
girls act like, and well… see… it's a girl potion. But it
wasn't totally finished yet, so unless you did "it" with some
one… uh… well… then you're fine.
Vexen
What… what the
heck is that supposed to mean Vexen! You mean… within a certain
amount of days… I could… y-you are the most AWFUL guy to ever
walk the planet!
Demyx
I know.
Vexen
(Did
you just quote The Parent Trap
That reminds me! I
had a dream about Lindsay Lohan last night. It was so cool! I
performed Confessions of a Teenage Heart or whatever that weird song
is on my sitar! It so totally rocked! And then we went swimming! And
she looked so hot in her bikini… well, until she turned into a
hamster at least…
You ready for this?
Demyx
SHE TURNED INTO A
HAMSTER! YOU SICKO! And anyways, everyone knows that Jessica Simpson
is so much hotter than her!
Axel
I think you mean
PARIS HILTON! Anyways, I'm so totally sorry I haven't written
down my dreams! Okay, I dreamt that Saix was sucking in the moonlight
or, like, whatever, but then he turned into a werewolf that began to
chase me and Xigbar. Then Xigbar tripped and Saix-werewolf ate him.
Then he ate Xemnas. It was a nightmare! I mean, who dares to attempt
to eat me! I got locked into my bedroom because of it!
Demyx…
Sincerely
Zexion
This isn't
working. Meeting tonight at ate o'clock! Be there!
XEMNAS
"You guys are so DISGUSTING! Why do you always talk about how hot girls are? Why don't you ever let me talk about how hot guys are?"
"Because when you do it, Larxene, you never stop."
"Vexen that's not nice! I mean, I don't go on forever! And anyways, okay EVERYONE knows Orlando Bloom is hot, end of story. Ooh but David Boreanaz is too…"
"See, there she goes again."
"Told you so."
Xemnas slammed the cheap dream journal onto the Organization table. "This isn't working."
"No duh Xenahort."
"Who DARES CALL ME XENAHORT?"
Everyone pointed to Saix. Actually, it wasn't a surprise that he had said it, he hadn't written down any of his dreams yet. None of his dreams were exciting though. But maybe if he tried to dream a little harder, I mean he's crazy enough to do that.
"Saix, one more peep out of you and…"
"No TV? No
popcorn?-" Axel froze when he said that "-Give it up, Xemnas, you
have no power over me!"
"Um… dude. Saix. That's our
leader you're talking to," said Roxas, his eyes wide. He'd
never seen Xemnas this angry before. Well, actually, he had seen
Xemnas this angry before, but it was something he didn't really
want to remember.
"I know."
Several gasps filled the business room. Xemnas glared at Saix. "I'll let you get away from that one, mister, but next you're grounded from the moonlight!"
Saix finally just hung his head.
"As I was saying! This journal isn't working. It's just not working! Some of us aren't even recording our dreams! So this is the AMAZING idea that I had… we have to write down what we think our dream means!"
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," everyone moaned. Great. On top of being leaders of the world, they had to write down what the dreams meant. DOESN'T THAT SOUND LIKE FUN?! Yeah. Thought so.
"Also, we're having a breakfast meeting."
"Why?" Roxas whined.
"Because we never spend quality time together."
"Um… everybody's already spending quality time. Right now."
"Go to BED Roxas."
"Yes sir."
