: comes out shyly from behind curtain:spotlight shines on her: Hello everybody. This is the first story of a long time lurker. She hopes that you don't hate her story TOO much and say "OMG WTF, YOU SUX0RZ, GET OFF OF THIS SITE!!", although she will accept something like "You have a good story, but your descriptions are weak". Otherwise, I shall cry. You don't want to be mean and make a newbie cry, do you:does chibi-pout:
Disclaimer: None of this is mine. Unfortunately. If it was, things would have been different. Montressor would've been a planet, Jim would've then been uke to Riku, and Cloud and Sora would've been related.
Pairings: 6/1, but not necessarily in that order.
Inspiration Word(s): Bunny
Okay, hopefully this isn't TOO bad. My band teachers say that I'm a lot harder on myself than they are on me, but that might just be the opposite on here. Oh, and I know that the first name in the pairing is usually the seme, but I just can't see some people being seme when they're obviously a uke. Well, here goes nothing. Wish me luck!!
"Demyx, this has got to be the stupidest idea you've had to date." Zexion, the Cloaked Schemer, Mr. "I-know-I'm-a-sexy-emo-now-leave-me-alone," was standing before Lexaeus and Demyx, arms crossed and his visible eye glaring at them as V tried to stifle his chuckles, while IX giggled full out.
"Awwww, but Zexy--"
"Use that nickname again and I swear you'll have an early Fade, Demyx."
"--you look so cute as a bunny!" Zexion fumed at that statement, wishing he had his book with him. Oh, he'd show Demyx "cute" then.
"You call this," he seethed, picking at his outfit, "a 'Bunny Suit'?"
"Well, we never said what kind of bunny suit, Zexy--"
'Mental note: slow and painful death for Demyx when this is done.'
"--so we just decided to go with the Playboy type!" Now, Demyx laughed full out, loud and long, either oblivious to VI's Glare of Doom, or just choosing to ignore it. For a guy without a heart, he really seemed to be enjoying this. Zexion vowed to rectify that.
"Besides, Zexion," Lexaeus added through his chuckles, "you did agree to let us do anything to you if you lost at solving the Rubik's Cube. Or did that slip through your bear-trap of a mind?"
Zexion grumbled, turning away from the amused pair. It was true; he had lost. 'But how? They must've cheated somehow...'
A BIT OF INFO
Zexion was the best Cube solver in The World that Never Was.
Obviously, if someone challenged, they had better have a foolproof
way of cheating.
His musing, however, were broken when he heard a SNAP, like someone quickly pulling a rope taught. His gaze snapped over to Lexaeus and Demyx, his expression slowly gaining fear when he saw that V and IX held two of sevral lengths of rope, and they were slowly closing in on him, like a group of lionesses would close in on an antelope.
He also noticed that they were backing him into a corner. Oh shit.
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"I'm starting to regret my decision to allow that crazy Nymph into the Organization," Xemnas grumbled as he walked to his room. He had been in a good mood (well, as good a mood as one without a heart can get in to) all day, up until the time when Roxas had run up to him, panting, and informed him that Saïx and Larxene were fighting again, THIS time in the library. It had taken him what seemed like forever to stop the fight between the berserk Saïx and the sadistically giggling Larxene, before he had locked them each in their rooms, threating to Fade them if they got out and started another fight. All he wanted to do now was just go into his bed and take a nap, when he heard...music. Coming from his room. This caused him to raise an eyebrow before letting it fall down into a glare as he stopped before his door. Two questions ran through his mind, one of them already answered (at least HE thought so) subconciously:
Who the hell had put on music in his room, and why were they singing about buttons?(1)
"Dammit Demyx, if you've been jumping on my bed again (for his was, in Demyx's words, "The bounciest bed in the Castle!")," he threatened, as though the air would carry his message to IX, "I swear that this time I'll--" Xemnas, though, was unable to finish his threat, seeing as the sight before him had rendered him speechless when he opened the door.
On his bed lay a tied-up Zexion, dressed like a Playboy Bunny, gagged, and looking positively murderous. It turned him on.
Had Xemnas been a man of, specifically, 95 less composure, he probably would've gotten a nosebleed and fainted at the sight of Zexion looking so sexy. Fortunately, for both him and VI, Man--er, Xemnas, hehehe, had great composure, and so was able to walk over to his bed and remove the gag, and then work on the ropes. "Exactly what are you doing in my room, Zexion? And dressed like this, no less?"
"Lexaeus and Demyx did this," he replied with no small amount of venom. Xemnas raised an eyebrow.
"Lexaeus and Demyx?" he asked, undoing Zexions wrists and moving to the rope holding the rest of his arms to his sides. Zexion's face reddened, showing his obvious embarrasement, but he told the story anyway.
"Lexaeus and Demyx challenged me to solve a Rubik's Cube faster than Lexaeus. If I won, they had to do whatever I said for a week. If I lost, they got to do whatever they wanted with me. They chose this. Ah, thank you," he said, now able to move his arms.
"Really now," said Xemnas, eyes trailing over Zexion's body. He was very pretty for a boy, he noted...very pretty indeed. He continued with his task, untying the ropes around VI's legs and ankles. "And now, you are free to go."
"Much appreciated, Xemnas." Zexion rose from the bed, preparing to walk back to his room, but forgot something very important: he was wearing high heels, and he didn't know how to walk in them. With that information in mind, one can imagine how hard it was for poor Zexion to walk. He attempted to preform the task of walking, albeit very wobbly, before his balance decided to betray him, and cause him to fall backwards onto Xemnas' bed, with his head being gently caught in the Superior's lap.
Intellect is the thing that tells us what to do and when. Right now, intellect told Zexion that he should get up, stop staring at Xemnas' sexy 'No! Not sexy!' face, and Fade V and IX. Intellect to Xemnas that he should make VI get up and out of his room so that he could sleep. Instinct, however, decided to take Intellect, strap it to a rocket, and send it in to space. Instinct then decided to tell them both to stay where they were, that this was comfortable, this was right.
Xemnas suddenly smiled--a kind smile, not his usual sarcastic one--looking straight into Zexion's eyes..well, the visible one, at least. "You know," he said in his rich baritone voice that suddenly sent a shiver down Zexion's spine, "I never noticed, even as Xehanort, how beautiful your eyes were." Zexion blushed, attempting to look away as Xemnas pulled up up, turning the younger so that he was straddling him, the him being Xemnas. "And," he whispered huskily into Zexion's ear, feeling VI's body tremble as one hand was placed on his back, while the other moved to gently cup his ass, "bunny's happent to be one of my favorite animals."
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"Wonder what Mansex did when he found Zexion in his room...say, whaddaya think he did, Lexaeus?"
"He probably got a nosebleed, attempted to hide it, and then sent Zexion back to his room," the bigger male replied, working on a puzzle as the pair walked down the hall. Demyx crossed his arms, looking up at the ceilng before turning to his companion with a smirk on his face.
"Hey, Xemnas' room is down the hall. Wanna check it out?" Lexaeus paused, stopping as he thought about it, before slipping the puzzle into one of his pockets and returning the smirk.
"Why not? We've got the time." Falling back into step next to Demyx as they walked to the end of the hallway, he kept his eye on the door that he knew to be Xemnas'. Faint music reached his ear, and he recognized it as something that Axel listened to. It was something about the singer needing a little bit of something from the woman that he referred to as "baby", but he didn't really know.(2) Axel's music didn't interest him. As they got closer to the Superior's room, the music got louder. They looked at each other as they stopped in front of the door. Neither would admit that they were a bit worried.
"So...y'wanna open it, Lexaeus?"
"It was originally your idea, Demyx. You open it." And he gave Demyx a look that said "I'm bigger than you, I'm stronger than you, and I'm ranked higher than you, so listen to me or else." With a sigh, Demyx cautiously grasped the doorknob and opened the door.
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In the room she stayed in, Naminé was completing a drawing of the time when Axel had set Marluxia's hair on fire (quite humerous. Marluxia asked what "that burning smell" was, before realising it was his hair, and ran to Demyx's pool screaming like a madman. Nobody, especially Axel, has let him live it down), when she heard knocking on her door. "Coming," she immediatly called out out of habit. She walked quickly to the door and opened it, surprised when Lexaeus carring in an unconcious Demyx, who had a small bit of blood trickling from his nose.
"Naminé, will you erase a memory from our minds?"
The look on her face belayed confusion; nevertheless, she motioned for him to sit down. "Exactly what memory would you like me to erase, Lexaeus?"
Lexaeus sighed, obviously not really inclined to tell her what, but he had to if he, and Demyx, unconcious though he may be, wanted it to be gone from their minds. "I better tell you the whole story so you understand, and then know what memory to erase."
Naminé smiled kindly, placing her chin in her palms. "Don't worry. I've got all the time you need."
"Well, it started off when Demyx decided to switch around two of the stickers on a solved Rubik's Cube..."
So, there you have it: Xemnas and Zexion. Oh, to clear up some confusion:
1)The song was "Buttons", by the Pussycat Dolls. I'm currently listening to it.
2)The song was "Just a Lil' Bit", by 50 Cent. I just finished listening to it.
And at the end, Zexion's suspicions were confirmed, though he didn't know it: Demyx and Lexaeus DID cheat.
So, was it good? Bad? Are penguins really able to tap dance, if you train them right? Please tell me. Oh, and there will be a new story each day, providing I don't get grounded from the internet for some unkown reason. I've already got my "inspiration word(s)" for 6/2 and 6/3, but I need some for 6/4 through 6/14. If you have any, please tell me in reviews or in e-mail's. Please send them to (it's an account I got when I was younger. I don't use it a lot anymore.). Help would really be appreciated. Domo arigato, minna-san.
