Title: The Stylings of the Spontaneous Stories of Cindy and Sandy
Author(s): Cindy and Sandy
Rating: G…for generic
Chapter 1~Family Got Fingered
Loralia: He fingered me!
Mother: I thought he fingered me?!
::Grandpa enters::
Grandpa: Who's fingering the jello?
::Cue credits starting music…thingeys…::
Music: Da de da da da dade da! Do do do do DO DO! DO Do do do DO do…da de da da da dade da! Do do do do DO DO! DO Do do do DO do…DUN!
::Cue -I ATE the truth::
::Cue-Executive Producer – Fish Farter::
Mulder: I always hate that haunting music at the beginning of the show! All those dos and das…it's disturbing!
Scully: Duh! You're the one that wanted it on there!
Mulder: Well, I want to change my theme song!
::Scully sighs::
Scully: Not again
Mulder: Oh, yes, again!
::Tinkerbell enters::
Tinkerbell: You guys…stop being silly! We have a case to solve!
::She hands the case to Mulder and tinkers away::
Scully: I'm so glad we hired her! It's the smartest thing we've done since the first season!
::Mulder starts to leave the room, stops, strikes a pose, and music starts playing. It is none other than the song My Religion by Krystal Harris::
Mulder: By George! I got it!
Scully: Well, it is better than Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake!
::Scully smiles, turns toward camera and holds up Justin's CD::
Scully: That you can buy at Wal-Mart for mere $11.88! Let's see our competitors beat out that!
::She sets the CD down and continues as if nothing out of the ordinary had just occurred::
Mulder: Disen!
Scully: What?
Mulder: Umm…nothing…let's just go!
::On the plane heading toward Some Random Cornfield, Iowa::
Scully: Why do we always visit a place with a cornfield?
Mulder: How do you know this place has a cornfield?
::She stares at him…crickets chirp::
Scully: I'm not sure, I just have this feeling…something about it…I can't put my finger on it!
::People on the plane around them stare…blink…then stare more::
