Noone Else.

Chapter One: The Innevitalble.

A/N:Fyi-This is the first time I have ever published a story. It has not been proof-read and was written down here first. That means no first draft or whatnot. I might update..I might not. Depends. I know it is short, but i literally wrote it in like an hour.'K so why not read it and tell me what you think.

ALSOOOO...it will get better. I don't tend to write very good starter chapters. Especially if I haven't even thought through a story yet..

Brian looked down tring to comprehend what Mel was telling him.

"So exasactly how does this have anything to do with me, again?"

"Your his father for Christ's sakes, Brian!" Mel cursed.

Brian pinched the bridge of his nose. Why did he have to have had a kid all those years ago? And why was it finally catching up to him?
He sighed. "Fine. When should I pick him up?"

Pause.

"Mel?"
"Mel?!"
"MEL?!?"

"Howsaboutrightnowbrian?"

Brian glared at the phone. Fucking cunt, he cursed silently.
He looked out the window and saw the silver Saab parked across the street from the loft.Fucking Great he hissed.

"Come on up." He said bitterly into the phone. He heard a greatful 'thanks' right before he slammed his phone shut.A second later the lift made a creaking noise and the loft door was then swung open. His glare, which Lindsay was on the recieving side of, smiled kindly at him.

"Thanks so much for doing this on such short notice."

"MOM! You do realize I'm perfectly capable of looking after myself. I fucking have a learner's permit!" Gus cried.

"Watch your mouth!" Melaine and Lindsay warned. Brian smiled. Oviously Gus had learned something from his old man.

"Jenny's at her friends' house."Melanie begun."And since last time we left Gus alone, and we came home to the entire Pittsburg fire department, we felt it would be in everybody's best interest in keeping Gus alive to not leave him at home."

"Why not leave him with a friend. I'm sure he has one." Brian said monotonely.

Gus gave his father an apethedic look. "Mom's afraid I'll knock some girl up and Ma's afraid some guy will rape me in the night."

"Huh? So it's not that you don't have friends?" Brian asked jokingly.Gus elbowed his father in the ribs. "Hey. Watch it sonny boy. I decied for the next two weeks when and if you eat."

"Whatever." Gus dissmissed the adults around him and walked to get his bags to camp out on the sofa.

"Soo when can I return the demon seed?"

"He IS your son. Um, but we should be back in two weeks... but-"

"But nothing." Brian said cutting of Melanie. "Two weeks. Have lotsa fun in muncher paradise, cause when you come back-"

"Bye Brian!" The lesbians choursused as rehearsed and fled from the loft.

Brian turned to look at his son, the spitting image of him, strewed across the sofa and watching football. Dear God, what did I do to deserve a straight son? Brian asked hopelessly looking skyward.

It was day two and Brian slowly but surely was losing his mind. Father and son had played every game known to man and even some of the guys had come over. Micheal had just left from what seemed like his one hundreth vistit in the past couple of days. And to no avail.

Gus looked at his father and wondered what response he would get out of him with his next question.
"Dad?"
Brian lazily looked up from his computer. "What?" He barked.
"Ummmhh... Caniinviteafriendover." Gus tried to hold back his fear of what Brian's answer would hold.
"Uh... wha... yea sure... fine." Brian grumbled.

Gus lifted himself off his seat.

"Gus?"

"Yea Dad?"

"No girls."

Gus laughed."Yes father." He mocked.

Brian got up and went to his fridge. Nothing. He might as well go out as Gus would prolly have some football obsessed breeder over in minutes. He shivered at the thought of having that type of people in his house. But then again Gus would not exsactly keep that kind of friend...right?

Brian was closing the door to the loft when he saw him.

And that is when Brian Kinney realized

He was fucked.