Link got up one morning and wondered aloud "What should I do today?"

"Maybe visit your girlfriend?" Navi suggested.

"All right!" Link got up and put his pants on. shocker, I know! "But this will be the most dangerous journey yet."

"Why?"

"Because it seems like every girl wants to sleep with me."

Navi laughed. "Good luck, 'cuz I'm not coming."

"Thanks, your helpful." Link rolled his eyes.

" I know what you'll do!"

"Uhm! Excuse me! I'm still a virgin, so is Zelda!" Link shouted, blushing.

"Link! Yoo hoo, Link!"

"Oh goddesses, not Ilia."

"Just tell her to go away." Navi went back to sleep.

"Yeah, that'll work." Link climbed down the ladder, turned around, and was kissed by Ilia. "What the hell Ilia! I have a girlfriend!" Link then rode Epona to the bride crossing the valley that was in the middle of the forest. is the even geographically possible? If some one knows, please tell me, also, tell me if it's possible to have a desert next to a lake, and a freezing cold mountain next to the same lake."

"You're leaving!"

"Saria, I have a girlfriend."

"But, but, but I have your face carved into my skin!" She shouted as Link continued to ride to the castle. Xanauzumaki, look him up on you tube, he has a very funny abridged series for twilight princess and for ocarina of time.

"Hi! Would you like some milk." Malon offered.

"I have a girlfriend!"

"That was rude! I have a boyfriend! Don't think you're such a ladies' man you ass!" Malon stormed off.

Link stared at the spot where Malon was standing, a confused look on his face, when he was attacked by Ruto. "Ruto! Go away! I have a girlfriend!"

"You should leave that slut!"

"Wha? Zelda isn't a slut!" "But we make a more believable couple!"

"Uhm, no we don't. You're a fish! I'm a Hylian!"

"Why won't you date me!"

"Because I have a girlfriend!" Suddenly there was a flash of light. When Link regained his sight Ruto was face down in the moat and Zelda was standing next to Link, hands on her hips and in her sheikah clothes.

"My 'some girl is aggressively hitting on you and you aren't doing a damn thing about it' senses were tingling."

"Zelda! You didn't kill her did you!"

"No, but I wish I had."

"Remind me to never piss you off."