Ok Twihard fans please don't get offended. This is just a spoof. I wasn't able to find anything inspiring for my other running story so just took a break with a fun little side story. I love Twilight. Read the other story if you don't believe it. So Teams Edward, Jacob and Switzerland; have fun ok?

CHAPTER 1Oh! My Edward

"We have to tell her soon Edward! This can't go on"

He just watched me with those honey colored eyes. So warm, so deep, so full of incomprehensible emotions. Staring into his eyes was like diving into a ocean without any way of resurfacing. I found myself drowning in them once again. Staring at the perfection of his face. The way his untidy hairs curled around in casual disarray. It was hard to believe that this perfect miracle was meant for me. How could I have ever thought of him as evil? I really have no idea. All I knew, life without Edward was kind of meaningless now.

"She's been in the dark for almost a year now. How long are we going to keep spoiling our lives like this? It's not fair, not even to Bella."

We had both made immense sacrifices to be where we were today. We had broken innumerable hearts, fought against the odds, trying to keep our love boat from rocking. I was not going to let a mere girl spoil this for us, even if the girl in question was my best friend Bella swan.

"Calm down. We'll tell her soon, I promise. Let's just wait for the right time, ok? It won't really be appropriate to shock her with this right now. She's pregnant."

My face fell. Yes, Bella was pregnant. Dying with some kind of freaky mutation crap inside her. Edward had been apologizing ever since they had returned, saying Bella had came on to him. I remembered laughing hysterically when he said he had damn nearly been raped. But now aside from our relation, I was also worried about Bella surviving this pregnancy. It made the guilt multiply in my head. My best friend was dying and I was having an affair with her husband.

My qualms must have mirrored on my face because his was creasing with worry.

"I promise we'll tell her soon"

He proceeded to take my chin in his cupped hands and kissed my forehead gently. He slowly started tracing the kisses.

"I" Gentle kiss on nose

"love" Cheek

"you" as his lips finally found mine the world was alright again. Nothing seemed as complicated as it had before.

Sure I was still worried about Bella but…His tongue grazed outside my lips, wanting but forbidden to kiss me thoroughly. I just pushed myself closer to him, I don't care if I died today I just wanted to be close to him.

"You know the best thing about us? At least you can never get pregnant." He was in one of his stupid humor moods.

"Not funny Ed!"

"I am serious! Apart from pregnancy issue too, we have all things working for us. For one thing you are strong enough to tussle fight me, so I never have to watch my strength around you. The no kissing part is disgusting but… there's nobody in this world I would trade you for"

My heart was soaring in a flurry. A smile spread across my face. His fingers traced that smile gently.

"You remember how we couldn't even stand each other till last year?"

He smirked. "I don't know what you're talking about"

"Really? So you don't remember, ah, for instance, how you almost killed me last winter? Or the fact that our clans are supposed to be arch enemies?"

"Not really. No"

"Ed!"

"What?"

"Love you!"

He hugged me suddenly, in a way that felt like he thought I would disappear the moment he let go. I wanted to drive away this desperation, this despair miles away from him.

So I hugged him right back and whispered "Hey! Bear Hugs are supposed to be my specialty!"

It worked. He grinned and shoved my shoulder playfully "Love you Jake"

"Love you more."

He heh he! So how was my little shocker? Too liberalist?