Who Teaches Nessie To Ride!
A/N: I was just bored one night and fell across a story which gave me an idea. I hope you like it.
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Jacob POV
"Hi Daddy! I'm home!" Nessie yelled to the garage.
"Nessie! Did you have a good time with Jacob?" Edward put away the gardening hose. He was washing his Volvo and Bella's Ferrari.
"Ya. She had a great time. First we went to the beach and we had a water fight with… what was that girl's name?" I thought.
"Zoe and RJ." Nessie said, smugly.
"Ya, ya whatever." I muttered. Nessie chuckled.
"Then after that she went over to Charlie's house and the house almost burned down!"
"Why?!" Bella asked.
"Because when Nessie came over, Charlie asked if she was hungry and she said yes. Then Charlie tried to cook some fish fried and the kitchen almost caught on fire but Nessie found some sandy thing and killed the fire."
Bella and Nessie burst out laughing.
"And then Jacob showed me how to change gears in a car!" Nessie blurted out.
Rosalie walked in, smirking. "Wow. I never thought the dog would even know what the gears mean. I thought he would be calling it PRNDL."
"Ha ha. Hey Blondie. Do you know this one? How does a Blondie kill a worm?"
"Ha ha dog. Continue."
"She doesn't! She looks at it and runs away. Yelling "Oh! A worm! Somebody help me! A worm!" I smirked.
"Get some new jokes dog."
"Rose, Jake does know cars. He made that Rabbit on his own and he helped me build my motorbike." I remember that.
"Helped you Bells?" I asked her.
"Okay. He did it all by himself. But it was my money that bought you all the parts."
"You have a motorbike?" Nessie asked.
"Yes I do."
"Can I ride it?"
"Oh! That's a great idea! I'll teach you!"
"Bella. No one will be teaching her how to ride it at all." Edward said.
"Come on, Edward. They are not dangerous at all." She pleaded.
"She's right man. But if anyone will teach her. I will." I told them.
"No way! She's my daughter and I'll teach her!" Bella growled.
"Bells. No offense but I'm way better teaching than you."
"Your skills almost got me killed." She murmered.
"Oh ya! You had great control but you forgot the brake and fell off then…"
"Then I ended up in the hospital with blood spurting out of my head!" she said
"Ya! That's how it went!"
"That was fun!"
"Sure was!"
I stared at everyone and they were wide-eyed with their mouth hanging open.
"I don't want to ride a bike anymore!" Nessie shouted.
"Yay! I win!" Edward cheered.
"Whatever. We still have our bikes. Hey Bells. Race you?"
"Okay!" we ran off to our bikes.
