(A/N: Hi people! I've been wanting to do some fanfics for a while and have many ideas in mind, but decided to do this as a warmup. I will write what the things like '(e/d)' mean, in the desc. Sorry if characters the seem a bit OOC, hope you like it)
Chapter 1: Invitation

L's POV:

"Argh...", I let out a sigh as I finished reading the 'To-Oh University' dance party invitation at the Kira Investigation HQ.

"Do I have to attend this 'party'?", I complain. "You know I don't like these things, Light."

"Relax, Ryuzaki. You'll have fun and I'll teach how to get laid", Light chuckles. "And it's not any ol' party, it's a University party. See? You learn stuff in University, right?"

"Light, you're very intelligent, but that was the worst excuse to make me attend the party. I'm not going. "That's not the real problem... who will even want to dance with me? I don't have a 'beach body', I'm creepy, selfish, dull, insomnia suffering, sweet addicted, skinny, unattractive loser."

"L-Ryuz-Ryug, argh, whatever your name is, you're coming. Okay? It's not only compulsory, but really fun too. I'll show you how you can get _ to dance with you.

I blushed and turned my head down, so my fringe covers my face. That's right, I had a crush on _ _. She is so cute. She has (h/l) (h/c) silky hair, (e/d) (e/c) bright eyes and soft (s/c). (Not the I've touched her!...Ok, I might have stalked her for a day...) She wasn't like other girls, she didn't dress like a stripper. She wore casual, appropriate things. _ is...adorable The way she huffs and pouts when she gets mad, tries to act tough or smart, confused when she's worried or clumsy, and best of all, when she's happy. If she's happy I'm happy.

I take a moment to think. Then let out a sigh in defeat. "Fine."

"YES! HA! FINALLY, I CONVINCED YOU TO COME! BOW DOWN TO ME!" Light exclaimed, then stopped as he relised that it was a very Kira thing to say.

"I don't have any fancy clothes, though..." I say.

Light smirks. "Well, I guess that just means one thing..." My eyes widen in fear of what he was about to say.

"Let's go... SHOPPING!"

"Noooooooooo..." I cry in a monotone voice, with a slight hint of emotion in it... if that's even possible. (a/n: did that make sense?)

The Investigation team turned to Light and I, as if we were naked children running around a restaurant. "Um... L?" Matsuda asks. "Are you and Light okay?.."

"I convinced the The Worlds Best Detective, L, to attend a dance party!" Light punched a fist in the air in success. The team clapped, eyes filled with admiration. If it feels good to win a battle of making L go to a dance party, then it would surely feel amazing x100 to kill him" , he mentally laughs like a psycho.

"No investigating for you, you need to practice L"

~~~~~5 HOURS LATER~~~~~

I had to think fast. On the outside I was calm, on the inside, I was planning on how to avoid the hell of shopping.

"HUZZA!" I have an idea! "I'll create a fort so nobody can find me! I go into my unused room and stack pillows and blankets into the corner. It's missing something... A lightbulb practically exploded out of my mind and hovered above me. I tiptoed into the kitchen where Watari makes my true soulmates. I slowly pick the sweets ones by one. "I'll only bring 5..." 5? Yeah, right. I give up and steer the trolley ,with mountains of sweets on it, into my room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~Tada! 'Timmy the Time-skip Teddybear' brings you to the next day!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Light's POV

I make my way to the Japanese Police Force building, bubbling with excitement.

"So this 'L' guy is gonna buy a suit and get lessons on how to be a gentleman?" Ryuk asked.

"Yes, yes he is." I reply with confidence.

He nods in approval.

Once I arrive inside, past the identity detectors and perverted janitors, I immediately exclaim:

"Hey L! Time for you to get prettied up, boy!"

I was so excited that I was slipping out of my usual personality! "Huh? L?". I walk around, searching, then hear the sound of whimpering. I knew exactly where he was. I open the door of his room and open the wardrobe doors, pushing past the cart. "I know you're here, L" I say, looking down at the emo-looking young adult, drowning in a mass of pillows and blankets.

"I'm not here", he mumbles.

I kick the sack of sweets (L) playfully. Which made him make an "OOOF!" sound.

"Get up, L". I tell him. He simply stands up and mumbles an 'Ok', before leaving the room.

L's POV:

Dammit, he found me. Well... it wasn't a good hiding place to begin with. I guess I'll have to go shopping...

We head into a car, as a limousine would be too obvious. "We're inside, who are we waiting for?"

Light, or should I say, Kira, smirks. "The team."

My eyes widen. "What? I didn't know that they were coming!" "Damn you", I mumble.

Everyone was inside. Watari was driving.

"You've never been shopping, or invited to a party?" Matsuda asks.

The task force are making a swishing-hand-across-throat gesture.

"No, I haven't". I reply plainly.

"Wow... I've been to them a BUNCH of times and shopping is really necessary, you know?"

Now they're face-palming.

"If you don't go, girls wont dig you, no wonder you haven't gone out with anyone yet.

"Shut up, Matsuda!" Mogi hisses.

"And-"

"Matsuda,", I say with gritted teeth. "You do relise that you're rubbing this in, right?"

"N-No... sorry sir", he apologises, sheepishly.

We turn the corner and the Shopping Centre appears.

(A/n: Gah, I had it planned out but didn't relise how long it takes to write! I wish I had a USB placed in my brain and my story would just appear on the computer. I may say/spell things differently, since I'm in Australia, ok? Next chapter- PREPARATION!