alright, so, heya heya to all my readers out there...i'm going to be throwing you through a loop with the crap that i'm writing right here...right, so i'm slowly but surely chipping away at my other stories (i SWEAR) but i didn't realize how hard it would be to return to the stories after such a long dry spell of writing...i really don't want to drop them. i mean...if one of you wants to take one and continue it on their own, that's cool with me...'cause i mean...i'm just totally lost as to where to go with them after so many months...GDL is running smoothly, and getting quite interesting, if i do say so myself. but as for Unavoidable Unbelievable and Dead Aphrodesiac...it's a bit shameful -.-
but, yeah, seriously, if any of you guys want to take one of those two stories off my hands, you're more than welcome to after you ask me first so i know to trash them after you get ahold of 'em.
right, now, as to what this thing is that i'm making now...well, in GLD, my partner and i have had some roleplay sessions for certain parts, namely the convo with Sasu and Naru, and now a major thing with Gaara and Naru which will be coming out in the next chapter soon. we thouroughly enjoyed this, however, and wanted to somehow think up a scenario for roleplay even more. thus this abomination was spawned. first, i will say, this story is unlike ANYTHING i have ever written before in just about every way. and as long as it goes well, it will be a legnthy prelude to an idea that was born in my mind after creating the situation for this story to begin with. well...i'll let you read this blasphemy and then talk more at the bottom.
oh, and i'm kinda confused as to whether this type of story is allowed or not by the way they word things in the guidelines...but if not, well, damn, i apologize in advance...i just think it's an interesting way to write a story.
The First Night
This is the story of two boys, who by some strange twist of fate have stumbled across each other in the easiest yet most difficult place: the internet. Now I cannot say how this little story will turn out, but I will tell you this story, right from beginning to the very end. In the next several nights, I shall share with you the story of these two boys, up until the point that they have no need for internet communication any longer. So, I say, welcome to the internet, boys. It's a rough ride, so I'd keep those limbs inside at all times, and please, dispose of your stomach contents before you climb on. We don't want it to get messy out there.
It all began the day Naruto had received a classmate's screen name for AOL Instant Messenger. Like always, he was having trouble with his math, so what better to do than contact the smartest kid in class? It was a perfect plan, he thought, until...
kitXinXtheXdark: hey man
midnitemarexxx9: . . .
kitXinXtheXdark: did you understand that math shit we got?
midnitemarexxx9: Who are you?
kitXinXtheXdark: uh, Naru, remember? you gave me your SN in class.
kitXinXtheXdark: :\
midnitemarexxx9: I don't know who the hell you are. I think you have the wrong person.
midnitemarexxx9: Who do you think I am?
kitXinXtheXdark: you're not Satoshi?
midnitemarexxx9: No. Not at all.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: shit
kitXinXtheXdark: sry.
kitXinXtheXdark: i musta written the name down wrong -is a klutz-
midnitemarexxx9: Whatever.
kitXinXtheXdark: hey, no need to get mean about it or anything.
kitXinXtheXdark: :(
midnitemarexxx9: I'm not being mean.
kitXinXtheXdark: -sigh-...damn, now i have no idea how to contact Sato-chan...
kitXinXtheXdark: hey...are you good at math?
midnitemarexxx9: Yes...
kitXinXtheXdark: do you know how the hell i'm supposed to deal with exponents? like, 5 to the third power times 5 to the 10th power?
kitXinXtheXdark: i don't get that shit at all
midnitemarexxx9: When it comes to multiplying numbers with powers, you add the powers together, like with the example you just gave, it would be 5 to the 13th powers. -sigh- It's simple math.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...OH. shit, thanks man. you're a lifesaver...whoever you are
midnitemarexxx9: Sasuke.
kitXinXtheXdark: Sasuke? well, i'm Naruto. nice ta meetcha :3
kitXinXtheXdark: sort of
midnitemarexxx9: Mhm.
kitXinXtheXdark: this isn't really meeting, is it... -nervous laughter-
midnitemarexxx9: No. It's not.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: FUCK THIS MATH...bleh...why do i have to learn this shit anyway...
midnitemarexxx9: Why are you still talking to me?
kitXinXtheXdark: um...well, why not?
midnitemarexxx9: Because you don't know me.
kitXinXtheXdark: well, at some point in time i didn't know my friends, but i'm friends with them now, aren't i?
midnitemarexxx9: Thats just wonderful.
midnitemarexxx9: Go away.
kitXinXtheXdark: aww, you're no fun ;-;
kitXinXtheXdark: what, do you have no friends?
midnitemarexxx9: Friends are pointless.
kitXinXtheXdark: psh, what are you, emo? friends are important!
midnitemarexxx9: I
midnitemarexxx9: AM
midnitemarexxx9: NOT
midnitemarexxx9: EMO!!
kitXinXtheXdark: jeez, i think you are XD
midnitemarexxx9: NO, I'M NOT!
kitXinXtheXdark: okay okay...jeez, getting all defensive...
kitXinXtheXdark: but friends are still important
midnitemarexxx9: Whatever.
kitXinXtheXdark: what's wrong with you?
midnitemarexxx9: None of your business.
kitXinXtheXdark: awww...c'mon Sasuke, this is your one chance to talk about anything with someone you'll never actually meet
midnitemarexxx9: Why should I tell you about it?
kitXinXtheXdark: because it won't ever matter! it's relieving to have someone to tell anything and everything! :D
midnitemarexxx9: And how do I know you're not some stalker?
kitXinXtheXdark: what, i'm not gay or anything.
kitXinXtheXdark: i have a girlfriend you know
midnitemarexxx9: You could be one of those annoying fangirls that stalk me.
kitXinXtheXdark: ghe...i don't know how to prove that i'm not...
midnitemarexxx9: Exactly.
kitXinXtheXdark: but...but...-sigh-
kitXinXtheXdark: you can just BS things if you like...but still, it's nice to have someone you can talk about anything with.
kitXinXtheXdark: but i swear on my life i have a dick
kitXinXtheXdark: -.-
midnitemarexxx9: Well isn't that wonderful to know.
kitXinXtheXdark: c'mon man, trust me.
kitXinXtheXdark: you'll like being able to not worry about what you say
midnitemarexxx9: Why should I trust you, a complete stranger?
kitXinXtheXdark: because you don't have to say anything that you don't want to, and who would i tell? my friends? they'd have no fucking idea who the hell you are, and they wouldn't care.
midnitemarexxx9: That's probably true.
kitXinXtheXdark: of course it is!
kitXinXtheXdark: i have plenty of chat friends that neither of us know the other, so we can talk about anything and not worry.
midnitemarexxx9: If you say so.
kitXinXtheXdark: it's true! you should try it. C'mon!
midnitemarexxx9: Fine.
kitXinXtheXdark: yay! :3
midnitemarexxx9: Well?
kitXinXtheXdark: what
midnitemarexxx9: Say something.
kitXinXtheXdark: jeez O.o Mr. Bossy...
midnitemarexxx9: I don't know how this works.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: are you serious
midnitemarexxx9: Yes. I am.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...wow.
kitXinXtheXdark: so you've never just talked to someone?
midnitemarexxx9: Not really.
midnitemarexxx9: I don't like people and prefer to be alone.
kitXinXtheXdark: man, you were born in a box, huh...
midnitemarexxx9: No.
kitXinXtheXdark: seems like it, if you've never talked to anyone
midnitemarexxx9: I've talked to my brother.
kitXinXtheXdark: now we're getting somewhere...sort of...
kitXinXtheXdark: your brother, huh?
kitXinXtheXdark: what's he like?
midnitemarexxx9: Evil.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: XD
midnitemarexxx9: He is.
midnitemarexxx9: Murder.
kitXinXtheXdark: shit, are you serious?
midnitemarexxx9: Yes.
kitXinXtheXdark: jeez...no wonder you're so uptight
midnitemarexxx9: Yes, yes.
kitXinXtheXdark: -cackle- so he admits it!
midnitemarexxx9: Well, what am I supposed to say?
kitXinXtheXdark: uh...well, you just talk...if we could get a subject...um...so, how old are you?
midnitemarexxx9: Sixteen.
kitXinXtheXdark: wow, me too
kitXinXtheXdark: neato
midnitemarexxx9: Sure.
kitXinXtheXdark: what, of all the people i could have accidentally messaged, i ended up with a guy the same age as me. at least, as long as you're not lying to me D:
midnitemarexxx9: I have no reason to lie, remember.
kitXinXtheXdark: well, with your reluctance to talk to me, i figured there's a chance you might...
midnitemarexxx9: Theres a chance you may be lying to me.
kitXinXtheXdark: we'll just never know that, will we :)
midnitemarexxx9: I guess not.
kitXinXtheXdark: heheh...so, you in high school or what?
midnitemarexxx9: I'm sixteen. Sixteen-year-olds are in high school.
kitXinXtheXdark: jeez man, i know some who aren't...they're super smart or super dumb though...
midnitemarexxx9: There is no dumb or smart. Its the effort you out into it.
kitXinXtheXdark: not really...not for me anyways...i guess i'm just stupid by nature
midnitemarexxx9: Maybe if you tried more.
kitXinXtheXdark: psh, i try until my brain hurts...
kitXinXtheXdark: and then i do something else
midnitemarexxx9: Maybe you should pay attention to what you're doing.
kitXinXtheXdark: hey, i do!
kitXinXtheXdark: i'm just not smart ;-;
midnitemarexxx9: I bet you are.
kitXinXtheXdark: psh.
kitXinXtheXdark: we can't all be smart!
kitXinXtheXdark: -wails-
midnitemarexxx9: Calm down.
kitXinXtheXdark: -cackle-
kitXinXtheXdark: you're not the excitable type at all, are you
midnitemarexxx9: No?
kitXinXtheXdark: :(
kitXinXtheXdark: you're no fun
midnitemarexxx9: I'm sorry?
midnitemarexxx9: I told you I was no good with this.
kitXinXtheXdark: -sigh-
kitXinXtheXdark: well, lets find a topic...
kitXinXtheXdark: liiiiike...
kitXinXtheXdark: uh...
kitXinXtheXdark: well, how about this: you have a girlfriend?
midnitemarexxx9: No.
kitXinXtheXdark: why not, they're fun :D
midnitemarexxx9: Girls follow and stalk me. They are not fun.
kitXinXtheXdark: then...um...a...boyfriend? -hides from anything thrown-
midnitemarexxx9: Boyfriend?
kitXinXtheXdark: uh...do you have one?
midnitemarexxx9: No.
kitXinXtheXdark: are you interested in guys or anything?
midnitemarexxx9: Gender means nothing.
kitXinXtheXdark: /
kitXinXtheXdark: okay...
midnitemarexxx9: What?
kitXinXtheXdark: so, you are interested in guys?
midnitemarexxx9: I'm not interested in people in general.
midnitemarexxx9: But guys don't seem to drool over me like the girls do.
midnitemarexxx9: I guess they're better.
kitXinXtheXdark: oh...okay...i see...i think...
kitXinXtheXdark: -.-
kitXinXtheXdark: nothing wrong with liking guys
midnitemarexxx9: You like guys?
kitXinXtheXdark: uh...no?
midnitemarexxx9: Well then.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...-shifts uncomfortably-...riiight...uh...moving on?
midnitemarexxx9: Sure.
kitXinXtheXdark: okay...uh...right...um...er...
kitXinXtheXdark: so you don't have any friends?
midnitemarexxx9: No.
kitXinXtheXdark: why not?
midnitemarexxx9: As I said, Friends are useless.
kitXinXtheXdark: but who do you talk to about things? i'd fucking explode if i didn't have anyone to talk to
midnitemarexxx9: I talk to no one.
kitXinXtheXdark: then you just hold everything in?
kitXinXtheXdark: that's not good.
midnitemarexxx9: I seem to be fine with it.
kitXinXtheXdark: you should tell people things! like, what you did that day, or something interesting that happened, or who you like, or who annoys you, or anything!
midnitemarexxx9: You annoy me.
kitXinXtheXdark: that was harsh ;-;
midnitemarexxx9: You brought it upon yourself.
kitXinXtheXdark: meanie :(
midnitemarexxx9: If you say so.
kitXinXtheXdark: well, fine, if you won't tell me things, i'll tell you things. maybe then you'll figure out how this works!
midnitemarexxx9: Okay.
kitXinXtheXdark: alright, so i'm taking spanish, right? and, like, our teacher was telling us this story about this girl who was in a class in college with her
kitXinXtheXdark: and like, they had to write a paper about when they were little and stuff in spanish
kitXinXtheXdark: and so, she was lazy and typed everything into a translator, and ended up saying something really odd
kitXinXtheXdark: because she put in "when i was a kid, i..."
kitXinXtheXdark: but the translated word came up with an actual kid, like the word for baby goat.
kitXinXtheXdark: so in her whole paper, she kept saying "when i was a baby goat..."
kitXinXtheXdark: it was pretty funny XD
midnitemarexxx9: . . .
midnitemarexxx9: Isn't that great.
kitXinXtheXdark: psh, you don't appreciate humor
midnitemarexxx9: I'm sorry.
kitXinXtheXdark: LIES.
kitXinXtheXdark: you don't like talking to me, do you?
midnitemarexxx9: It's okay.
midnitemarexxx9: I have nothing really to compare it to.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: well...uh...
kitXinXtheXdark: so...
kitXinXtheXdark: what do you do in school...?
midnitemarexxx9: My work.
kitXinXtheXdark: i mean for fun?
midnitemarexxx9: Nothing.
kitXinXtheXdark: are you serious? no jokes? no pranks? no chatting with frie--
kitXinXtheXdark: oh wait
kitXinXtheXdark: you don't have friends -.-
midnitemarexxx9: I listen to music. It's not like I sit in silence.
kitXinXtheXdark: THERE'S A TOPIC!
kitXinXtheXdark: music!
kitXinXtheXdark: what kind of music do you listen to?
midnitemarexxx9: Rock, punk, pop punk.
kitXinXtheXdark: /
kitXinXtheXdark: didn't expect that
kitXinXtheXdark: me, i'm more of an electronica person
kitXinXtheXdark: that and nu metal
midnitemarexxx9: Okay.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: so...
kitXinXtheXdark: what's your favorite artist?
midnitemarexxx9: Forever The Sickest Kids.
kitXinXtheXdark: never heard of 'em.
kitXinXtheXdark: me, i love to listen to the soundtracks of Command and Conquer games.
kitXinXtheXdark: the guy who does the music for 'em is pretty good.
kitXinXtheXdark: i swear, i can just zone out when i'm listening to wordless music. it's a pretty good relaxer.
midnitemarexxx9: Oh?
kitXinXtheXdark: yeah, you should try it sometime
midnitemarexxx9: I like music with words.
kitXinXtheXdark: my boyfriend says that too
midnitemarexxx9: Boyfriend?
kitXinXtheXdark: shit...uh..i mean...girlfriend...she says that too
midnitemarexxx9: You said boyfriend.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
midnitemarexxx9: You like boys.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...um...y-yeah...
kitXinXtheXdark: ...but...uh...not...always?
midnitemarexxx9: Oh?
kitXinXtheXdark: yeah...uh...i've had girlfriends before...
midnitemarexxx9: Okay.
kitXinXtheXdark: but i'm not gay!
midnitemarexxx9: Okay.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...
kitXinXtheXdark: -sigh-
kitXinXtheXdark: this is awkward for no reason...
midnitemarexxx9: I'm sorry.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...er...-cough-...well...um...
kitXinXtheXdark: so you don't have a problem with it?
midnitemarexxx9: No.
kitXinXtheXdark: thank goodness...
kitXinXtheXdark: people at school would ridicule me if they found out
kitXinXtheXdark: i'd probably loose half my friends at least
midnitemarexxx9: Then they're not your friends.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...maybe...but, i'd rather pretend than be alone.
kitXinXtheXdark: it's less painful that way
midnitemarexxx9: Now you see why I don't talk people.
kitXinXtheXdark: -sigh-...but i need people. i don't want to go back to being alone. Takai isn't too happy about having to hide things
midnitemarexxx9: Then don't?
kitXinXtheXdark: i told you, i have to...i don't want to have to change schools again
midnitemarexxx9: Well if you have so many internet friends as you say then you shouldn't worry about the other people.
kitXinXtheXdark: but...like, you have no idea what it's like to be ridiculed to the point that you have to change schools.
midnitemarexxx9: Again why I don't talk to people.
kitXinXtheXdark: but you said you have fangirls right?
midnitemarexxx9: Yes.
kitXinXtheXdark: and i'm betting they'd defend you no matter what, right?
midnitemarexxx9: Yes.
midnitemarexxx9: Annoying whores.
kitXinXtheXdark: but, even then, like, you wouldn't have everyone turning on you...destroying your stuff...ganging up on you...coming home bruised and/or bloody...
kitXinXtheXdark: all because of something that wasn't even your fault
midnitemarexxx9: The guys beat me up..
kitXinXtheXdark: i bet they don't get far with a fandom of whores. most guys want to impress them.
midnitemarexxx9: It useless though.
midnitemarexxx9: They all come after me no matter how fucking much I say go away.
midnitemarexxx9: I should shout I'm gay to the school. I wonder if they'd leave me alone then. -ponders-
kitXinXtheXdark: ugh...that might get you beat up more...
midnitemarexxx9: Its something I'm used to.
kitXinXtheXdark: ...the second time i had to change schools was because everyone found out i like guys. because the guy i was talking to seriously ended up to be just messing with me.
kitXinXtheXdark: he stabbed me in the back after he humiliated me in front of everyone
midnitemarexxx9: I'm sorry.
kitXinXtheXdark: -sigh-
kitXinXtheXdark: well...i have to get off
kitXinXtheXdark: i'll talk to you later
midnitemarexxx9: You will?
kitXinXtheXdark: yeah!
kitXinXtheXdark: so you better be ready!
midnitemarexxx9: Great. -rolls eyes-
kitXinXtheXdark: :(
kitXinXtheXdark: bye, Sasuke
midnitemarexxx9: Bye, Naruto.
So there you have it, the first little chat between our two boys. This night is over and done, but what about the next? You'll just have to wait until the next storytime, my dear readers.
-sigh- what the hell did i just create...though it wasn't only me, i had help from my lovehly partner-in-crime little miss Paige, a.k.a. Sasuke. sad part is, we actually MADE the screenames...and probably will make more in the future if we roleplay with other charas -.-
i think you can tell how this is so much different from anything else i've put up here. i have no idea how long this will be, nor how many nights it will take, but i DO however know the general direction it will go, because, as i said, this will be a lengthy prelude to a new story idea IF it works out right. if not...well, it's quite fun to roleplay :D
oh, and, how do y'all like the arrogant sounding omniscient narrator voice who doesn't interrupt the IM convo?
i sure do. ;)
