Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors or Inuyasha or Exel Saga...or souls, for that matter...or DO I? ... Anyway, don't mind this strange little ficcy! I had fun.

Soul Switcher

By Crazyroninchic

Atsune's weary blue eyes followed the type across the computer screen, scanning what she had just written.

"It's...good..." she said, eyebrows furrowed. "...but it could be better!" she resumed her typing, and was interrupted again by her eye wandering to the clock that stood next to her computer on the desk.

"HOLY SON OF MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S FIFTH COUSIN'S RECENTLY DIVORCED—" Atsune broke off to take a breath. "...Where was I? Oh well...WOW! It's eleven o'clock at night! I haven't eaten dinner yet! I'm so hungry, I could eat this mouse..." she said, staring down for the longest time at the computer mouse that her hand rested on. Just as one would begin to assume she had slipped into a food-deprivation-induced coma, our heroine snaps to attention. "WHY YES MIROKU I WILL BEAR YOUR CHILD!!" Atsune stares at the screen with a glazed look in her eye, not realizing that she had just dozed off and had a yummy dream about a certain houshi-sama...

She had been startled out of her reverie by the appearance of a small, white ferret, which jumped onto her desk and stared at her. "Squeeek?"

"Yeah, yeah, Sadie. I know, I know...Atsune no baka! I WOULD forget to buy food..."

"Squeeeeeek!!"

"HEY! Leave my mother out of this!" Atsune growled at Sadie. "Well, ya little rat, just for that, you're going on my rant page!"

While Atsune logged onto her website and began to bitch about her annoying pet ferret that talked smack about her mom in the rants section, said ferret scampered off to find some food. She threw one last look over her furry little shoulder at her so-called master (if you're smarter than the person who owns you, aren't you technically the master?). Boy, if looks could kill, Atsune would be fried on the spot.

Fried...

Fried chicken...

Mmm...chicken...

Atsune grumbled something about sadistic fanfic writers as she shut off her computer.

Wandering aimlessly into the kitchen, she gives an unsure glance at the backside of her ferret, digging through the cabinets desperately.

"There's no food, Sadie..." Atsune said, looking deadpan. The lights flickered and then went out. "Aaaaaand no power."

Atsune grabbed Sadie and looked her in the eye, which was hard since there was no light...so they were all of three millimeters away...

"Suddenly I am very afraid for my life..."

Sadie was ignoring her, too busy having a mental debate on whether or not her 'master' tastes good, said girl's nose looking mighty appetizing.

Atsune was feeling the same way about Sadie...

'Hmm...ferret...that would be a new experience...I almost NEVER get hungry enough to eat a ferret...hmm...I am reminded of Exel Saga...'

An awkward silence reined over the room.

Sadie, sensing the impending doom, scurried off, with Atsune hot on her...tail...

"Come back you wee little nibble! Mama Atsune just wants to talk to you!"

Atsune suddenly felt her foot wrenched by something hard, and found her face meeting the floor extremely quickly. Everything went black, just as she mumbled her final words...

"Yes I would like fries with that..."


Atsune's eyes cracked open, and snapped shut almost immediately, due to the glare of sunlight in her eyes.

"Nnnnn...what the heck happened?" she mumbled. Lifting her head painfully, she found herself sitting at a nice desk, with papers scattered all over. White suddenly filled her vision, and she realized a piece of paper was stuck to her forehead. Atsune reached up to pull it off, and noticed her sleeve was now pink.

Huh? My shirt is blue, and short sleeved...

She glanced down at herself and froze.

"Oh hell no."

Her blue T-shirt was now a pink sweater, and her jeans had been replaced with uncomfortably high blue shorts and blue knee-highs.

Paper still clinging to her forehead, she dashed to the mirror in the room she occupied. Halfway there, she froze again, staring at her surroundings.

"Where the crap am I?" Receiving no answer, Atsune shrugged and resumed hauling ass to the mirror.

A girl wearing said outfit stared back at her. She also had waist-length auburn hair and bright green eyes.

"WHAT IS EFFING GOING ON?!"

At her screams, someone ran into the room. Atsune was too distraught to notice.

"Mia!"

Atsune turned. "You talking to me?" She eeped as she found herself staring at a delicious-looking bishounen. He had raven black hair and beautiful blue eyes. Trying to control the blush creeping onto her cheeks, she tried to play it cool. "Who's this Mia person?"

Instantly the young man was at her side. "Do you have amnesia?" he gasped, grasping her hands. "Do you remember me?" Atsune was so busy getting lost in his eyes, she almost missed that last comment.

"Uhh...no...who are you?"

"SAGE!!!" the boy yelled, so loud Atsune winced. The desperate tone of his voice made her think she said something wrong. Was she SUPPOSED to know him?

The person called for ran into the room quickly. He had a head of ...poofy... blonde hair and light violet eyes. He scanned the room anxiously and when he saw no threat, relaxed. "What is it, Ryo?" He didn't seem to notice the fact that 'Mia' was drooling slightly at him...

"It's Mia. She-"

Sage was in front of her before she can blink, with a hand on her forehead. "Is she sick?" Atsune blushed.

"I think she has amnesia! She doesn't know who she is, she doesn't remember me..."

Concern filled Sage's face. "Are you sure?"

"Mia isn't exactly one to play jokes like this!"

Atsune, who had been looking around the room, not paying attention, looked back to see them both staring worriedly at her. She blushed again.

Sage called three other guys into the room. The first was tall and had blue hair and blue eyes. The second had auburn hair like herself, and sea green eyes. The third was more solidly built than the others, with grayish-blue hair and brown (?) eyes. By the time all three were in the room, Atsune was beet-red.

She also wasn't prepared for a large white tiger to trot into the room like he belonged...which he did, but she didn't know that...

"MOOOOMMMMMYYYYYY!!!! DON'T LET IT EAT ME!!!!!!!!"

"Mia! It's White Blaze!! He won't hurt you! Ryo, what's wrong with her?!" Kento yelled.

"Mia, what's going on?" Cye said, approaching slowly.

Atsune blinked. "WAI!!! He's a Brit!!" she squealed, pinching his cheek.

"Okay, that's definitely not Mia..." Kento said.

"We think she has amnesia...or something..." Sage said, looking over at Rowen for his opinion.

Said genius was deep in thought. "Mia...do you remember anything about yourself?"

Atsune rolled her eyes and tapped her foot impatiently. "I know EVERYTHING about myself. I'm just not this 'Mia' person you five keep babbling about. My name is Atsune."

They stared at her like she had just sprouted tentacles.

"What?! I'm not crazy! I mean, I don't know how this happened...but I know I'm not Mia...I swear! I don't usually look like this!"

She glanced at their blank looks, getting frustrated. "This is a load of shit!"

"Yeah, that's not Mia." Ryo said decidedly. He turned to her. "We believe you, Miss...Atsune, you said?"

"Hai." She nodded.

"So, how did you get here?" Cye asked.

"Welllll...I remember being hungry last night and chasing Sadie around, then tripping and hitting my head and blacking out..."

Rowen raised his eyebrows. "Who's Sadie?"

"My ferret..."

"You were going to eat her?!" Sage asked incredulously.

"Maybeeeee..."

"Well, then would you like something to eat? It's about 2:00, time for Kento's fifth lunch." Ryo said, a smirk slowly spreading over his face.

"Ano...Sure!" Atsune sniggered at the furious look on Kento's face.

While she was snacking, the other five began to discuss possible explanations for what was going on.

"Maybe they switched souls..." Kento offered.

They nearly laughed him out of the kitchen.

Only Rowen was silent. "Kento," he said thoughtfully. "You may be on to something..."

The others froze, and Kento triumphantly jammed a sandwich into his mouth. "I'm not a COMPLETE idiot, see?"

"Yeah, some parts are missing!" Ryo grinned.

Atsune looked deadpan. "So Ryo's the wise ass of the group, huh?"

The others laughed as Ryo turned as red as his armor.

"Soo...how do I go about getting my own body back?" Atsune asked, looking around.

"Well, maybe hitting your head again would reverse the effect...but we don't want you to get hurt..." Rowen said.

She sighed. "I don't wanna be stuck like this!"

She stood to bring her plate to the sink, and slipped on a small puddle of spilled ketchup. Her head smashed into the counter and her body hit the floor with a dull thump.

"Mia!!" Sage yelled. "I mean Atsune! I mean...WHATEVER!!!"

The five of them rushed over.


Atsune cracked her eyes open. Woah. Déjà vu. Freaky.

She lay still wallowing in pain, which was throbbing from her forehead. Then she noticed the strand of turquoise hair laying over her eye and impending her vision slightly. She screamed.

Leaping up to check herself in the mirror, she squealed to find herself back to normal.

"LOOKIE! I'M ANIMATED!!! Damn, I'm hot...WHEE!!!"

Atsune now wore a black baby tee with the phrase "RACK3D" in green lettering (This is from Megatokyo! All rights reserved or whatever! I just don't own it!), as well as a pair of jeans.

Yuli entered, having snuck away from the boys to sneak a peek at this 'Atsune' girl who was in Mia's body. He opened the door slowly.

A very strange girl with long turquoise hair and big blue eyes was gibbering away in front of the mirror.

Their eyes met.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

What, did you expect, "Well, hello there, nice to meet you." or something like that? Why be boring when you can have CAPITAL LETTERS and lots of ex!amation points!!!!! You people obviously don't know me very well...

"BLOODY HELL, Yuli!!!!! I told you to leave her alone!!" Cye hollered, coming up the stairs. He froze at the doorway when he spotted the new and improved (well not really) Atsune before him.

"At...su...ne..." He blushed.

She looked over at him and smiled.


Oohh...a SLIGHT cliffhanger...my desperate attempt to get you all to come back when I update...PLEASE REVIEW!!! It makes my day.... Happyhappyhappy...