Muffins

Kurt sat typing away swiftly on his lap top, lounged out on the couch as Muffins padded in his tail waving excitedly. Kurt glanced up eyes narrowing instantly at the sight of the fat, flat-faced cat. Muffins pranced over to the couch moving so he was beside Kurt and sat down staring intently at him.

"What do you want, tubby?" Kurt asked as the cat simply tilted his round head to the side his bright blue eyes fixed on him.

"So you're just going to stare at me? Don't tell me you're hungry." Kurt muttered turning back to his lap top with an annoyed huff. Muffins tilted his head to the other side making a small mewling noise. Kurt glared at him quirking an eyebrow as the cat continued to mew, the sounds getting louder each time.

"Why are you doing this? Are you broken?" Kurt asked exasperated by the endless meowing. He swiftly closed his lap top getting up and going over to the cat whose gaze followed him as he moved.

"Stop that!" He yelled poking the cat on its crown. Muffins quieted for a second blinking rapidly before meowing again this time even louder.

"Muffins! What do you want?" But the cat simply kept meowing gazing up at Kurt who was sending him his best bitch glare.

"You don't do this to Blaine! Come on Muffins, I'll feed you if you just shut your trap!" The cat instantly perked up at the name quieting with a soft almost chirping noise.

"Thank you!" Kurt murmured turning and walking into the kitchen to grab the packet of cat treats from inside the cupboard. He had insisted that Blaine stop buying them and spoiling the already overweight cat but Blaine kept buying them anyway and stashing them secretly in one of the cupboards. Blaine still doesn't know that Kurt figured it out after the first time he bought them secretly.

"Here cat." He muttered tossing the treat at Muffins and tossing the cat treat bag on the counter. Walked back to the couch and laid down long ways on it turning on the TV and staring blankly at it, his hand hanging off the edge of the couch. He jumped when her heard a loud rumbling purr and felt soft silky fur being rubbed against his hand as he glanced down at Muffins. The cat meowed affectionately rubbing intently against his hand. Muffins then leaped up on the couch by his feet crawling up towards Kurt's stomach and rubbing his face against his side, before plopping down on top of Kurt's stomach before he could protest.

"Oh no you"-

Muffins whipped his head around so he was staring straight at Kurt fixing him with an intense icy blue gaze.

"Okay sure fine, but if you shed and or snag any of my cloths you will never see the light of day again." Kurt mumbled his eyes becoming heavy as he watched the cat on his stomach yawn widely and curl up into a ball purring his eyes closed. Kurt soon followed suit his heavy lids closing as he fell asleep.

When Blaine walked in later he surprised by the sight of his boyfriend asleep with the cat curled up asleep on top of him. He walked over and kneeled down kissing Kurt on the forehead and smiling widely when his eyes fluttered open.

"Kurt, darling you do realize Muffins is sleeping on you and I'll never let you live this down, right?" Blaine whispered pressing another kissing to his boyfriend's nose as Kurt's eyes widened.

"What- No! I still hate this fat cat!" He called after Blaine as he sat up and Blaine chuckled leaving the room with Muffin trailing on his heels.