Green gum everywhere,
Superfluous minty malevolence,
Found on doormats, stuck to hair
Double mint extra prevalent.
Gum stickier than glue
Fresher than the morning dew,
Gumption galore
Father can't take any more.
Make your teacher squint
With just a hint
Of a triple ripple blast
Of a gum that'll make the door stick fast.
Good for the teeth, stretches high as a kite
Good enough to tie up the thieves in the night.
