Green gum everywhere,

Superfluous minty malevolence,

Found on doormats, stuck to hair

Double mint extra prevalent.

Gum stickier than glue

Fresher than the morning dew,

Gumption galore

Father can't take any more.

Make your teacher squint

With just a hint

Of a triple ripple blast

Of a gum that'll make the door stick fast.

Good for the teeth, stretches high as a kite

Good enough to tie up the thieves in the night.