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--Just Take It Danna--

"Dei, hand me that jar over there." Sasori pointed to a single jar sitting on a shelf without bothering to look or say please.

Deidara stayed put and looked over at Sasori, usual smirk plastered on his face. "Say it danna, un."

Sasori turned for a moment to look at the blonde, getting irritated. "Say what?"

"You know, un."

"No … I do not know Deidara, enlighten me." Sasori deadpanned.

"The word you should always say, um let me think … I don't know likePLEASE, un!"

The ex-suna ninja kept an even gaze before returning back to his work. "No, 'un' "

Deidara's smirk faded and he glared at Sasori. "Well, I don't have to do anything for you until you say please, UN!!"

Sasori tried his best to keep from smirking. He loved to agitate his partner, it was his favorite past time besides working on his puppets, of course. "Fine with me."

"And what exactly is that supposed to mean, un?"

"It means exactly what I said."

"You're a jerk, un."

"As if I could care less."

"Just shut-up danna!"

Sasori rolled his eyes, "Oh, you're just so mature and grown up."

"Stupid!"

"Brat"

"Say please."

"Okay"

"…"

"Well, danna?"

"No"

Deidara threw his hands in the air exasperated and stomped over to the one of many shelves containing the poison. "Here danna, just take it!" Sasori turned to catch it but instead felt a pair of lips crashing down on his. Sasori moaned into the kiss and wrapped his arms around the missing nin. Deidara sucked on Sasori's bottom lip begging for entrance but had to do a little extra for him to oblige. The puppet master pulled Deidara on top of him and leaned back into the twin sized bed battling each other's tongues for dominance. Deidara submitted eventually, pulling away after a few minutes for air then Deidara held the requested jar in front of Sasori. Sasori paused for a moment blinking once or twice before taking said jar from the clay master's hands.

"Why did you do that? I thought you were going to give me the jar Deidara."

"I did, you didn't like it, un?"

"Yeah, I did but-"

"You didn't say please so I thought I deserved at least something, un!"

Sasori tilted his head up at his lover beside him and smirked. "I know. Love you Dei."

"Love you too, un."

"Love is for grown ups."

"Shut up danna."

OWARI

My first saso/dei fic! I love this couple a lot! –Gives early Christmas cookies- review please!