As I said, I will be commenting on this horrible fanfic. I'm also commenting on BeleiverinChrist's Prayer Warriors series.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) So not funny. And I'm not going to even bother counting how many words you misspell, because I'll lose count.2 my gf (ew not in that way I wasn't thinking that.) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.She obviously didn't help you write your author's note. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here! I don't know who she is. What are you going to do about it? Huh? Huh?). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.Wouldn't that make him unavailable to you? Unless you are incest or something. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I can't help but wonder what Thomas Brown would say if he read this fic. Something along the lines of, "GO TO HELL, YOU SATANIC WHORE DEMON!" I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun How does it snow and rain at the same time?, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Couldn't you have just said, "I flipped them off"?

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.That is the first and most obvious sign that a guy likes you.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! It was very horrible. And way too short.