Applebloom: This stuff is wonderful and all but when are we going to see some real Museum culture?
Applejack: Gentlemen? What is art?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, oh, I know, I know!
Applebloom shoves Pinkie Pie
Applebloom: I thought you'd never ask! Art is the conscious arrangement of elements in a manner that affects a sense of beauty.
Applejack: Not even close! (Applebloom looks shocked) Art is what happens when you learn to dream. (Gives Pinkie Pie a blue paint brush) Go ahead. Dream a little.
Pinkie Pie touches the wall with the brush and the paint creates Pinkie Pie's house door
Pinkie Pie: It looks like my front door!
Applejack: Behold! The Hall of Arts!
He opens the door, they step in, and Applebloom's mouth opens
Applebloom: Incredible! (cries) The creativity! The artistry! (Walks in front of a painting) This painting is so realistic! It looks like you could step straight into it.
Applebloom: And you can!
Throws Applebloom into the painting
Pinkie Pie: Whoa!
Applebloom: This place is amazing! (steps into other paintings) (singing) Isn't this great, isn't this neat, I'm a living work of art from my head to my feet!
In Prehistoric time, Pinkie Pie and Applejack are create art.
Applebloom: (singing, off-screen) From the very first drawings on walls in caves,
Prehistoric Applebloom is drawing Applebloom's head
Applebloom: (singing) art has been what the heart and soul craves!
Then moved to Théodore Géricault's Raft of the Medusa.
Applebloom: (singing) So pick up a brush, a pencil or pen. If you don't like this one, paint it again!
Then, Applebloom moved to Composition II in Red, Blue, and Yellow (1930) by Piet Mondrian
From now on please call me Sir Real. I can wait for your impression to congeal.
Applebloom: (singing) Take it from an undersea renaissance man. I'd even look great on the side of your van!
Moeved to The Birth of Venus
Applebloom: (singing) Any way you carve it, I am art and art is me. Ask your mama or your dada to tell you about the uh, schism.
And Then moved to Squidward's song Last Art
Applebloom: (singing) Between minimalism and cubism. My personality may be of the cynical type. But I've finally found something that lives up to the hype. I can say honestly and with great certainty, that Atlantis is where I want to spend eternity!
Applebloom holds note. Scene cuts when Applebloom's out of the painting.
Artist: Hey, can you not sing? I'm trying to model here.
The Painter: Now hold on Nando. Why don't you take five. I'm really diggin' this girl's form.
The other artist sighs and walks away.
Applebloom: Looks like I'll be here inspiring these Atlantean art makers with my beauty. You guys go on ahead!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. Bye, Applebloom!
They leave and Applebloom poses.
The End
