Once upon a time, not so long ago where people wore pajamas and lived life slow. The law was stern and justice stood and people were living like they ought 'ta good. There was an under sea diner named "The Krusty Krab". It was claimed "the greatest of the greatest".
Because, it was the home of the great Krabby Patty, no one knew, and cared, what was in this greatful burger. Except for one, but we aren't going right into that now. It was a normal day is the Krusty Krab, business is booming, and Spongebob finished serving his latest patty. "Here you go my good man". "Why thank you young child".
The man expressed his love to the legendery Krabby Patty has he took his first bite. He cried with tears of joy. Then someone obliterated the door down. It was none other than… (no not plankton doing his stupid schemes) LUAN LOUD!
And no, she is not here for a Krabby Patty, she in here to put the Krusty Krab in SHAME! Mr Krabs heard the door barge and rushed all the way to the plot. "is there a Problem, madam?". "How much Krabby Patties does it cost to eat Krabby Patty money ha ha HAAAA". Mr Krabs was offended but he isn't going to be a coward and kick her out. No no no, he is going to do it just like how he does it as a child.
"UR MOM! AYG AYG AYG AYG!". Well, it turns out it pissed her off. Big time. And she was so angry, that she flipped the table! She stiffly pointed at the jolly old krab. "I WILL KILL YOU, AND YOU WILL DIE!". Mr Krabs had no fear.
As he he was the hero of the Navy. "F off you suck!'' with courage he said. Luan, quick as a fox, ran to Mr Krabs, giving the ol' sucker punch to the face. Mr Krabs blocked her punch and gave her a swing of his own. "What's this?" He asked. He found a giant boxing glove on the floor.
He had no ideas so he chucked the glove right at Luan's face. It has done a lot of damage. And to end it he did an effective choke slam. Which has Caused a giant explosion. MR KRABZ WINS. but what about the Krusty Krab?