Enter Beastboy with mysterious girl in dark room.

Mysterious girl: Oh Beastboy! You are such an animal!

Beastboy flicks on the lights. (Dramatic music) the mystery girl is …Cyborg? (Yes, I meant Cyborg, not Starfire. squints threateningly at Ariel)

Random audience: Boo! Throws popcorn on screen Of course he is an animal, he's Beastboy!

Beastboy: Hey shut up!

Changes into a cat

Meow! (Directed at Cyborg)

Cyborg giggles: Oh stop! I need to wake up early tomorrow to fight crime.

Starfire: Friend Cyborg, excuse me for speaking, but you have a built in alarm clock.

Beastboy: where did you come from?

Starfire: Why, from outerspace (sorry, I forgot Starfire's planet)

Cyborg: let us resume you trying to make out with me and I making ridiculous but flirtatious excuses.

Beastboy turns off the lights


Enter Robin, semi-drunk in Cyborg's room

Robin: Hey baby!

Cyborg: Oh my God, it's Robin, the Boy Wonder!

Cyborg pulls his blanket to cover his chest.

Robin: Daddy wants some sugar!

Cyborg: but we can't! Think of Slade and your children, Slobin and Robade. You're married!

Robin: I made a mistake. Slade doesn't have what it takes to satisfy me. He doesn't even take me out anymore…but I have always loved you.

Cyborg: Oh, Robin! I'm so confused. I love Beastboy…but I have always loved you also.

Robin: Listen to your heart, Cyborg. Who can you see with you until the end of your life? Me, or Beastboy?

Cyborg leaps out of bed.

Cyborg: Take me, Robin!

Weird noise… Beastboy enters and sees Cyborg with Robin

Beastboy: Cyborg! How could you!

Beastboy morphs into a big tiger and kills Robin.

Cyborg: No! Robin! Take me too!

Beastboy: O.K.

Flesh and metal ripping sounds.

A/N: (Annoying Narrator) Little did Beastboy know, Robin and Cyborg's spirits are still alive. They are wandering on earth, unable to move on because of their misunderstood love. They are looking for patrons for their lost souls, so their lost love would be rekindled. Then, they found the perfect people… Starfire and Raven.

Starfire: Friend Raven, did you happen to see…WHOA! Hey Raven!

Raven: What is wrong with you now? I'm going to leave right now. If you need me, I'll be…WHOA! Hi Cyborg!

Starfire/Cyborg: You know what I want right now?

Raven/Robin: Me?

Starfire/Cyborg: That too, but I want a cheeseburger and…oh yeah, REVENGE!

Cyborg throws back his head and cackles evilly and thunder crashes and lightning hit Cyborg and he dies.

Raven/Robin: See why I like you? You have the best ideas. Cyborg? Cyborg? (Sees Cyborg's dead body.)

Uh-oh. Oh crap, now I have to get revenge on my own.

Annoying Narrator: Robin goes to get revenge, but get ripped up again because…well, he doesn't have any superpowers and doesn't know how to use Raven's. Now Beastboy is all alone (Slade is with him but Beastboy doesn't like him much) and very sad. He is going to spontaneously combust now.

Slade: So you're going to spontaneously combust now?

Beastboy: What does combust mean?

Slade: It's like exploding, except you like catch on fire and stuff.

Beastboy: Oh. Yeah, I guess.

Beastboy spontaneously combusted.

Slade: His blood is green. Surprise, surprise. Since all of the Titans are gone, I can finally reveal my true identity!

Slade takes off his mask and he's…Catwoman! Wait…Catwoman?

The End?