ENTRY 1 (this isnt the only entry ill experience in this book uwu ;).
i woke up to a ginger haired knife eared cunt nagging me to wake up. i told her to hop off my dick and then i tugged the meat sock. after that i put on my wedding because i was ganna get maried today. i was supposed too find my lame ass faggot of a cousin. some1 was ganna get pounded like a hamster in a sock. i found him near a tree after i told some chick to have fun being raped. he looked really gay in his clothes and i thought for a second he was gonna be the one pounded like a bipolar dog. sadly he knew what i was thinking and he wore his anti rape underpants. they r made of metal and it hurts my balls. he complained about his briide and i told him to posion her. he then said my bride was smokin hot and i came in my pants. i alked to find her and it dripped into my shoe someone asked if there was a retared slug around after they slipped in it. i told them to taste it to find ouot. after that ii slapped my ig daddi because he didnt give me momey. then some steamy beefcak cam to take and pilage our woman and bet and repe them. i said cool. but aparently my daddi wantee me to get tem back and i said no you dumb slut. so we stole a nife from daddi beefcake warden and stormed the castle and i got boner. so after kendoll gave me money so he could rape my cousin and i sadi deal amd then he said cool. but then hw said i had to leave forever so then i angrily jizzed on Kendolls pants so every1 would think he did it uwu. and then daddi beefcak warden named Dunkan took me to join the gray warden. they fight darkspown and stuff. so then we left and left my big daddi and he didnt give me momey again so f u.
(leve me a not about what u thot about the first entry
