Author's note: the usual disclaimer applies, no characters are mine, they are JK Rowling's, and the Pokemon belong to Nintendo!
Since lots of people LIKED my Revenge of the Slow Pokemon in which I killed Harry (I had people telling me in reviews that they found it FUNNY but demented, lol) So! I am going to write a what if taking off on that…you should read Revenge of the Slow Pokemon though, if you haven't. It was my debut…oh I'm hungry. I must go eat. I'll write later…but first let me finish the author's note. Also, pretend the first Pokemon fic never happened, Harry didn't die…this one has a Pokemon in DATDA too…I'm going to do a takeoff on Dumbledore's Psyduck comment…You don't have to have read the first Pokemon fic for this…My other pokefic never happened. This is a what-if fic, saying what if Dumbledore had…well pretty much the same except it's a psyduck instead of a Slowbro, lol…well, read and see…
Pokemon teach defense by loki! Part 1
(Remember, the first one never happened…)
"Wonder who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher is?" wondered Harry aloud.
"Dunno," said Ron and Hermione jointly. At that moment Dumbledore stood up at the High Table.
"Students," he boomed, "The Defense teacher chose not to join us at this evenings feast. Its classes will take place as scheduled! Now, bedtime!"
"Ooh look!" exclaimed Hermione, peering at their schedules. "We've got Defense first thing tomorrow!"
"Excellent."
"You mean you thought the pudding was good too?"
"Honestly Ron, can you only think about food?"
They made their way to the dormitory. As all three of them were prefects, they knew the password and entered. Then they went upstairs to bed.
The next morning the whole gang awoke and went to breakfast. [sorry if this sounds un-Harryish/un-British. I just want to get to Defense so I can write about…]
Before they knew it it was time for Defense. As the fifth years entered the classroom they found a DUCK sitting on top of the desk.
Hermione, who was in touch with Muggle fads, breathed, "That's a POKEMON!"
"Psy," said the thing on the desk.
"What?"
"It said it's psycho?"
"Eh?"
"Huh?"
"Er…" there were several different comments.
"Are you, er, quite mad?" asked Hermione.
"Duck," it replied. At this the class burst into laughter.
Hermione said, "I think it needs to see Madam Pomfrey. I'll go get her."
Meanwhile, the Psyduck schemed evilly. This was the class of the boy, Harry Potter. Now was the perfect time…Psyduck began to dance on the desk.
"Psy. Duck. Psy. Duck," it chanted.
"Psy. Duck. Psy. Duck," repeated the class. Then Hermione burst in the door. Madam Pomfrey was close behind. Then, as soon as they saw the Psyduck and the rest of the class dancing, they joined in…
Excellent,
thought the Psyduck. It is working…I will get the Potter boy …It lead the class out the door. Once outside, it summoned a fleet of Magikarp and with some difficulty they killed all the class but Potter. They continued to follow the duck, dancing. "Psy. Duck. Psy. Duck. Anyone that tried to stop them was immediately killed by the Magikarp that were flanking them. Then the Psyduck led them into the Forbidden Forest. There Death Eaters awaited. They congratulated the Psyduck. Then they tied up Harry and took him to Voldemort…the Psyduck went with the Death Eaters.What did you think? I think its better! Watch for part 2 of Pokemon teach defense by Loki! I think Harry gets…er…well, wait and see!
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MightyDagda@aol.com and tell me so I will keep on writing! A meet up with Ash and the crew is on the way…;o)Oh look, my new emoticons:
~: ) is Harry Potter smiling
~: ( is Harry Potter frowning…
and this:
:J is an elephant! Aren't I brilliant? Lol, feel free to use my emoticons!
