A/N: Okay, I know I haven't uploaded in nearly a year. I missed a huge event : Mr Snoodles' first birthday (HOW DARE I) and probably some other important stuff like Christmas or something. But here we go, another low quality attempt to make people laugh. Yay!

Kira's waiting at Quark's for Odo when suddenly, out of the corner of her eye-ridges, POOF! Jadzia appears. Is that her Klingon wedding dress she's wearing? EEEWWWWW! What is it with female Klingon fashion that makes it mandatory to show your cleavage through a gap between two breast plates? Oh, finally. Odo arrives. He's so horrified at what Jadzia's wearing, let alone that Jadzia's stood there, that he turns into a liquid all over the floor. Oh, great date. Sorry Kira!

Look who's coming along now though, it's Sisko, mini(ish) Sisko, Quark, Rom and mini Rom! Quark immediately steals her latinum in exchange for drinks, Sisko squishes her face, Mini(ish) Sisko publishes an article on trill spots and how they affect the space-time continuum, Rom falls over a plant pot that suddenly materialised infront of him, mini Rom politely welcomes her back with a handshake and Q appears in the tardis. Q is a time-lord!

Here comes trouble, two drunk nutters called Bashir and O'Brien come dancing down the promenade, singing sea shanties and pretending to be aeroplanes. Vroooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm! They laugh when they see Jadzia, then order another root beer each, complete with really big straws to stretch all the way to the infirmary. What? The patients don't deserve to be constantly bored while they're in there. They then play a game of darts with no success, as they end up accidentally throwing the darts into an airlock by mistake. O'Brien's in trouble, here comes other O'Brien (the one that's called Miles and actually has a job in Starfleet), along with mini O'Brien and very mini O'Brien. One big happy family!

"Keiko, that's MY hobby! And don't steal my root beer!"

Okay, maybe not so happy.

Kaga the Klingon chef (try saying that 5 times fast) comes strolling down the promenade with handfuls of gagh, leaving a trail of worms and eww behind him. He sees Jadzia and falls over the plant pot Rom fell over, dropping the remaining worms in there as he does so.

Suddenly, the tardis opens. OMG! What on Earth (but not Earth because it's Bajor) is Michael Eddington doing here? It doesn't matter; the tardis disappears for a few seconds then reappears above him and squishes him. Bigger on the inside my orb of the Bajoran swear jar, it's just a random police box Vic Fontane probably told Q about.

Here come our favourite Cardassians (not Kardashians, eww), Garak and Ziyal! It turns out Ziyal is a time-lord too, after she died and the camera changed to shoot something else, she regenerated. Linear time was so boring anyway, it's much more fun when time is a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. They're too busy talking about a new dress for Ziyal to notice Jadzia.

Ezri and Worf come through the promenade next, Ezri still too confused to even remember her name and Worf singing Klingon battle songs and drinking prune juice. Ezri notices her first, becoming even more confused and falling into the tardis, out again, saves Michael Eddington and hits the self-destruct button on Morn's chair. It's alright, he's not there when it explodes. Meanwhile, Worf has already lifted her up and marched away. Nobody knows where, but it's definitely not the airlock. They're still full of darts, and he wouldn't put her in danger like that.

I guess she's not dead after all...