A/N: I love this idea. So here it is! Enjoy! :) x
"Draco Lucius Malfoy." A voice screeched from the burning envelope and the blonde hissed in shock. He hadn't noticed the red envelope at the bottom of his mail pile, he'd just carried on eating his croissant without a care but now the howler had made itself known before he could bolt from the Great Hall.
He'd murder Pansy for this. The letter sprang up from the table and appeared to glare at him.
"How dare you Draco Malfoy! How absolutely dare you!" It screeched. "What is the meaning of breaking up with me?" It was her dulcet tone alright and it was the only thing heard in the now silent Great Hall. "What pathetic excuses can you give me for breaking up with your future wife? I ignored it when I caught you shagging Astoria Greengrass behind the greenhouses. I bore it when I saw you with your tongue down Maria Wyndsnype's throat, and I dealt with it when you screwed Eustacia Crepton in the fourth floor cupboard BUT I kiss Theo when I was drunk once and you break up with me!?" The Howler ended the sentence on a shrieking high note. "Don't you dare think this is the end for you Draco Malfoy. I am going to make your life a living hell." It now hissed at him. "I've already informed your father that our betrothal of sixteen years has been canned by his dolt of a son and I expect his letter will arrive shortly." It informed him smartly. "Fuck you Draco." It tore itself into pieces and the room remained deathly silent. Draco stared down at the shredded paper incredulously before grabbing his wand, the rest of his mail and running for the Great Hall door.
There was a rush of voices that he ignored as he left the room swiftly, now on a murderous hunt for his ex-girlfriend.
"Pansy Parkinson!" He roared as he strode across the corridor. "Pansy Dorothea Parkinson, mark my words when I find you you'll wish your Howler had torn you to shreds instead of itself." The students milling around went silent at the rage rolling from Draco and were quick to move out of his way as he stormed down to the dungeon. He was stopped by a student on the way down.
"Pansy's hiding out by the greenhouses." She informed him and watched the blonde practically sprint to where Pansy was hiding.
It would take four teachers to unstick Daphne Greengrasses tie from her face and it would take Dumbledore himself to get Pansy down from the pine tree Draco had spelled her to. It was impressive magic, deplorable but impressive and had left the witch screaming at the top of the tree for three hours at the edge of the Forbidden Forest until Snape realised the two girls were nowhere to be seen in his potions class.
As Draco sat in detention, cleaning out cauldrons by hand, he had to admit it was worth every moment of seeing Pansy, knickers still on her head screaming to be let down while he walked back to the castle. Worth every old potion scummy minute.
