Hamilton and Eliza's Marriage…

One day, Hammyton was going to a spicy ball. The minute he walked in, Eliza was like, "Wow, he's kinda hot…" And then Hamilton and Eliza got married, and they all lived happily ever after… All of the sudden, Hamilton hears that his son, the spicy cinnamon roll, Phillip, died! And then Hamilton was really sad and stuff,and then, THE ELECTION OF 1800! The second he walks in, everybody thinks he's voting for Burr, but when he votes, for Jefferson, Burr is like, "Meet me outside, how bout dat!" And then they have this huge duel, and Hammyton dies…

(The most depressing loaf story ever, but choochoocharliechick gave me the idea. Check out her account plz)