one day zelda was in kakariko village. (i don't remember if thats the name ok)

"boy it sure is nice not being kidnapped," she said brightly. just then she was kidnapped.

ganon was the one who kidnapped her, he looked like ganondorf but the name that appeared under him was ganon. he took her to his fortress, which was a giant skull with middle fingers coming out of the eyes near a part of the map you couldn't get to in ocarina of time.

"oh no i've been kidnapped!" zelda said when they got to the fortreess. "ha ha ha said ganon (not ganondorf remember!!!) he was dressed in a suit of armor, probably armani.

when ganon left zelda was in her cage. it was just big enough for her to sit in, so she had trouble when she tried to stand because she couldn't. she kept trying though in case. shiek appeared and he was there (i know he can't be there thats just how it is ok its my story so dont flam it) and he said "hello zelda!"

zelda said hello! sheik!

shiek opened the cage with a knife and zelda stood up. they hugged and ganon came inside again, his eyes blazing angrily like campfires made of babies.

"what are you doing out of your cage motherfucker" he swore because he's a bad guy also, he was confused.

zelda was afraid because she couldn't fight but shiek was not afraid because he could. they fought and fought, with shiek sticking knives in ganon but his armor suit was stopping a lot. ganon had a sword that was really long like ten feet and made of gold and bone. zelda escaped while they were fighting.

when she got home to the village link was there. zelda was happy and said "hi link!!!!!!" happily and link smiled at her and went "hyah" because that's all link could say. she hugged him and said "i think i love you i realized this i was captured by ganon and while i was there i told myself i loved you!"

"hyah" link said.

"i think we should get married and have s e x! zelda said blushing brightly.

link said hyah! again btu he wasn't smilling. zelda looked sad. "oh i forgot you are only six years old also you're growing up to like boys (don't flame it it's cute and gay people aren"t evil ok!!!!!!)

but they decided to be best friends ever, and every time zelda got kidnapped link came to save her because shiek was fighting ganon still.