Title: 2 Pink Lines
Title: 2 Pink Lines
Rating: T
Pairing: Elizabeth/John
Disclaimer: None of it's mine!!
Summary: 'Oh man your dead'
A/N: Inspired totally by the song 'Two Pink Lines' by Eric Church, and was written when I was very hyper. Hope you enjoy. Mostly John's POV, and most of it is John talking to himself, and is in first person. The second half is in third person. Carson's in this I couldn't help it, it seemed to work better with him.
2 Pink Lines
Oh damn John you are so stupid. Why, why did you have to be so foolish and wild? You're a colonel for cryin' out loud, you should be able to control yourself.
Face it man, you are totally and completely in love with her. You know that, cause with any other woman you would have been able to control yourself.
Oh God, General O'Neill's gonna kill you! And Rodney, Carson, and Ronon will probably help him too. You're dead.
Wait, doesn't she have brothers? Oh man you really are dead.
No you could face them, all of them, like a man, maybe they would understand.
Awh who the hell are you tryin' to kid, you might as well just make your will out right now.
You where only dating for six weeks, and now she's three weeks late. You are so stupid!
I wish she would stop pacing, it's driving me nuts! Oh wait I'm pacing too.
Come on, that clock must be broken. This is taking forever.
"It's only been two minutes." Oops must of said that out loud. Crap.
"Yeah the longest two minuets of my life." John don't try to be funny, at least she smiled.
The moment of truth, she looks down, then back up at me as she comes undone.
"Someone's smiling on us John," She said with what I think is the biggest smile I've even seen on her face, "don't get me wrong I want kids but not now."
I breath a sigh of relief.
SEVEN AND A HLAF MONTHS LATER
"Come on lass PUSH!" Carson yelled over her screaming.
"Ahhhh!" Elizabeth yelled, "This is your fault!" She looked at John as her nails dug deeper into his hand.
"If I remember correctly, I wasn't alone in this!" Why did you say that! John thought a minute too late, his hand was crushed.
"Do ye have to do this now lad," Carson scolded him, "Elizabeth PUSH!"
"Sorry Carson," John said then looked down at Elizabeth.
In eight months, they had been married, and now she was giving birth to their twins! He couldn't be happier. He had even survived her brothers, Woolsey, and General O'Neill who said he would forgive him if he got to act as grandpa. John and Elizabeth more than willing agreed since neither of there fathers were still alive.
So much for two pink lines, he thought, now I have two pink blankets. He smiled.
End
A/N: Yes another cheesy song fic, but I can't help being inspired by songs! Please I would love to know what you think! Oh and I might do a NCIS fic along the some lines, I just don't know yet.
