Characters: Spain and Chibi!Romano
Description: After a long day's work, Spain decides to give Romano a bath, and gets some…awkward questions.
Note: I wanted to mess around with only-dialogue-writing, so it might sound awkward, I'm still learning.
"Hey, bastard, don't put me in here! I can get in by myself dammit!"
"Of course you can, Romano. But Boss has to- hey, don't throw water at Boss! It's not very nice!"
"Well maybe you shouldn't have dropped me."
"Aww, you look so cute when you pout!"
Rustling and then- "What the fuck! Why are you getting in here with me?"
"Because, Boss is dirty too! We spent a long time in the fields today, and then you threw those tomatoes at me, so I'm even dirtier than you…"
"Hmph."
Splashing.
"Stop touching me!"
"I'm just washing you, Romano, do you really want to stay dirty forever?"
"I can wash myself! I'm not a kid!"
"Sure, Roma, whatever you say."
…
"Hey, uh, Spagna?"
"Yes, Romano?"
"Why does it…"
"What does what, what, Roma?"
"Why does it…float?"
"Why does what float?"
"THAT! Why does THAT float, bastard?"
"Ohhh. Well. I'm not quite sure, actually…"
On that note, penises really do float in water. Make of that what you will. (lolwut?) Anyways, I hope you liked the story!
