Insane City Authors Pby M2 the Mewtwo Guru AND KuroMew! Pdisclaimer: You sooo know Pokemon does not belong to me. Yayness! Two authors who live/lived in NYC come across Mewtwo. Lets not Forget, one is obsessed with him and the other is the Queen Of Mewshipping. Guess Mewtwo just lost his peace.

PIn a normal teenage bedroom, a girl with long brown hair and blue eyes laid on her bed talking on the phone. She had many Pokemon plushies, Especially Mew and Mewtwo plushies, all over.

PKuroMew: *talking on the phone* So you finally saw Mewtwo Returns, huh M2?

PM2: *on the other line* Yeppers! I wuved it!

PKuroMew: Yayness! I wish they gave Mew a bigger part. She and Mewtwo would have looked so cute together!

PM2: Ack! Cute don't remind me...

PKuroMew: What? Oh you mean...

PM2: I thought Ash was cute! M2 is the Mewtwo Guru not the Ash Guru!

PKuroMew: *laughing* M2 the Ash Guru!

PM2: Chitter-mrr.... Hey! At the end it looked like Mewtwo is in NYC! ^.^

PKuroMew: Hey! It did! We should write a fic about it! ^^

PM2: Ack! Why didn't I think of that?

PKuroMew: Because I'm smart! ^^

M2: Yeah.. Keep thinking that

KuroMew: *Pouts* P----------------------------------------------

PSomewhere off in the great city of the big apple....

PMewtwo: Finally. I can rest without those horrid Pokemon trainers around to catch me. NYC seems like a much better place to stay. They have no Pokeballs!

PMew: *comes out of no where* Pika boo!

PPIkatwo: Pikachu!

PMeowthtwo: Nya! Nya!

PMewtwo: What the-- What are you doing here?!

PMew: We came to visit you. Is that so wrong?

PMewtwo: You will all blow my cover! So many Pokemon should not be here! We might all be discovered and--

PMew: Oh shut up! We all psychic, er, well US TWO are psychics! ^^

PPikatwo: pika..pi... (I feel insulted..)

PMeowthtwo: Nyarth.. (Yep.)

PMewtwo: That is not the point Mew. You all might get hurt.

PPikatwo: Pika pi pi chu.. (Aww. Somebody got a crushy?) *snickers*

PMeowthtwo: *snickers*

PMewtwo: Hush you two!

PMew: What? What is so funny??

PPikatwo: Pika... (Nothing..)

PMeowthtwo: *shakes head* Nya nya. (Nothing at all)

PMewtwo: Okay, okay. You all had your visit now leave!

PMew: But we don't wanna...

PMeowthtwo: Nya! (Yeah!)

PPikatwo: Pikachu! (What they said)

PMewtwo: *sighs* Okay, okay.. I guess you can stay for a while. But do not cause any trouble and I mean it!

PMew: Oh, come on! Would I ever cause any trouble?

PMewtwo: *mumbles* Yes you would...

PMew: What was that?

PMewtwo: Nothing nothing.

Mew: OO!! C'mon tell me! Please?

Mewtwo: dear Lugia who gave you sugar?

Mew: Meanie! *Grabs one of Mewtwo's ears and yanks it*

Mewtwo: OW!!! *Rubs his ear* why did I let you stay.

Mew: Sooo where are you staying?

Mewtwo: *Face faults* I have no idea.

----Mean while on a random street M2 and KuroMew are standing around like bakas----

KuroMew: *is playing her game boy and suddenly her eyes get sparkly and wide*

M2: Your battling will huh?

KuroMew: Yeah. darn. he should be on the screen the whole battle!

M2: Your will fetish is disturbing.

KuroMew: *Mushroom sighs* I know. Not like your Mewtwo fetish is better!

M2: It is too!

KuroMew: *Shows her a pic of Mewtwo*

M2: *Gets all stary eyed and stares at it*

KuroMew: See? *Takes it away*

Mewtwo: *Walks by quickly with Mew and the two clones following him*

M2: Did I just see. what I thought I saw?

KuroMew: That's it. all that homework has made me insane.

*Both of them grin* (CRAPPY TR MOTTO PARDOY AHEAD! BEWARE!!!)

KuroMew: they should prepare for trouble.

M2: And make it double!

KuroMew: To Protect the world for ash loving!

M2: And to make sure no one goes doving!

KuroMew: *Gives M2 a look and goes on* To extend our reach from Mt. Cania to new island!

M2: M2!

KuroMew: KuroMew!

M2: Err Surrender now or prepare to. to. GIVE US YOUR LOLLIPOPS!

Meowth: Meowth that's right!

M2: *Grabs Meowth and huggles him*

Meowth: *Runs away*

M2: Awww.

KuroMew: Lets get that Mewtwo!

M2: Okaies!!!

*They both run after Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: Hm.. Do you guy feel like something is fallowing us?

Pikatwo: *shrugs*

Meowthtwo: Nya.. (Well..)

Mew: *finishing for Meowthtwo* There ARE two girls chacing us. Isn't that nice? ^^

Mewtwo: What?! *looks back* AH! Lets go! *grabs Mew's tail and runs for it, the poke clones fallowing*

KuroMew: Come on M2! Hurry up!

M2: But, KuroMew, I found a nickle!

KuroMew: -_-; *grabs M2* LETS GO!

M2: Okay okay! Merf... *they continue to chace after Mewtwo*

*In a dark alley*

Mewtwo: *huff puff* Damn humans...

Mew: Ooo! Mewtwo you have a potty mouth!

Mewtwo: ....*sigh*.....

Mew: Why are we in a dark alley?

Mewtwo: Hiding from humans.

Pikatwo: Pika! Pika pi! (Yes! And two Pokemon can have a lovely night!)

Mew: Aww.. I didn't know you loved Meowthtwo, Pikatwo! ^^

Meowthtwo: 0_0; Nya..nyarth... (I feel... so disturved)

*Then the duo of hyper people, KuroMew and M2, come!*

M2: Wooky! Kitties and a big rat!

Pikatwo: *sparks* PIKA PIKACHU! (I'LL SHOW YOU A BIG RAT!)

KuroMew: Awwies! It's Mew and Mewtwo in a DARK ALLEY!!

M2: Yosh! It's me and Mewtwo in a DARK ALLEY!!

KuroMew: *stares at M2* Please M2... stop thinking that...

M2: ^o^ Okie dokie! I gots a nickle anyways!

Mewtwo: ....Er..uh..... *edges away*

KuroMew: *stops him* Not so fast Mewtwo!

M2: That's right Mr. Lumpkins!

KuroMew: *takes out a flash light* We gotta talk!

Mewtwo: We do not have to ta--

M2: *ties Mewtwo to a chair and sits on him* Yes we do!

Mewtwo: HEY! I hope you know I can kill you with just a thought!!

KuroMew: We know... We know... *shines light in his face* Now Mr. Mewtwo...

Mewtwo: Er... KuroMew: You love mew and stop me if I'm wrong.

Mewtwo: Stop now KuroMew: You KNOW you do!

M2: *Starts hugging Mewtwo* schmubbly wubby!

KuroMew: NO! *Pulls M2 off Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: What the hell does that mean?

KuroMew: I love you in stinkin rat..

M2: HAMTARO!!!

KuroMew: Same thing! Mewtwo: *Blinks*

KuroMew: Any way! You KNOW you love mew!

Mewtwo: I do not!

KuroMew: Do too!

Mew: huh?

M2: Kuro thinks you love Mewtwo. Mew: Huh?

*Kuro are aruging in the back round*

M2: Kuro is a Mewshipper and she thinks you wuvvie Mewtwo!

Mew: Wuvvie? Wuvvie! Wuvvie!! ^^

M2: Yay! Wuvvie!

Mew/M2: WUVVIE WUVVIE WUVVIE!

KuroMew: You grabbed her tail! I saw you do it!

Mewtwo: It was to get away from you! She is slow!

KuroMew: You know you love her!

Mewtwo: I DO NOT!

KuroMew: YES YOU DO!

Mew/M2: *stand between them* WUVVIE!

Mewtwo/KuroMew: ...Er...

Pikatwo: Pika pi pika chu. (Bout time someone got them to shut up)

Meowthtwo: *nods* Nya.. (Yep..)

M2: ^^ Wuvvie is a nice word!

Mew: A double nice word!

KuroMew: *Starts singing the cucumber song*

Mewtwo: FINE! I'm in love with Mew!

M2: AWWWW HOW SWEET!!!

KuroMew: *Her eyes roll into the back of her head and she passes out*

M2: *Pokes KuroMew* Kuro?

Mew: *eyes get wide*

Mewtwo: Whats wrong with her?

M2: Kuro here is the Queen of Mewshippers. And you just told Mew you loved her, so she just lived out every Mewshippers dream.

Mewtwo: I see...

Mew: ........ *Eyes get wider*

Mewtwo: WAIT! there are people out there who think we should be together?

M2: *Pouts* yeah...

Mew: *Suddenly snaps out of it and starts hugging Mewtwo* M2: KURO!!!

KuroMew: *Snaps awake* I SWEAR MRS. C I WASN"T SLEEPING!!!!

M2: Um... okies?

KuroMew: Eh heh heh... *sweat drop*

M2: *sniff* Mr. Lumpkins wuvvie Mr. Pinky---

KuroMew: MISS DARN IT!

M2: ^^; Mr. Pinky sounds so much cuter...

KuroMew: Grr...

M2: Miss Pinky sounds better though!

KuroMew: ^_^ YAY!

Mew: Oh Mewtwo.. I just don't know what to say..

Mewtwo: Me.. either...

M2: I'm sure KuroMew knows what to say.. *licks a lollipop*

KuroMew: HEY! Thats mine ;_;

M2: No! I found it in your pocket!

KuroMew: --;;

Mewtwo: er? Why are you all still here?

KuroMew: I dunno.

M2: This is fun, that's why!

KuroMew: Righto!

Mewtwo: *tuts* and you call your self a mewshipper!

KuroMew: I"M THE QUEEN MEWSHIPPER!

Mewtwo: Kay... So think What could happen between Me and Mew in a dark ally?

KuroMew: *Drags M2 away* IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU!!!

M2: NOOO! NOT YET! I DROPPED MY NICKLE! I MUST HUGGLE HIM MORE!! FOR GAWDS SAKE, MY NICKLE!!

KuroMew: *Gives M2 a dime* NO! He's mew's huggle thing..

M2: *sniff* A nickel is bigger than a dime.. *mumbles* Bakashi shippers...

KuroMew: BAKA ANMIE SHIPPER!

M2: *confused* Where is the anime shipper? Let me at it! Wait.. What IS a anime shipper??

KuroMew: YOU are the anime shipper. Someone who wants someone from a anime...

M2: And boy do I want it!

KuroMew: NO! MEWTWO IS MEWS!!!!!

M2: Okay okay! Don't bite my head off for dreaming... *pouts*

KuroMew: *Takes out her super secret weapon of doom* (AN: KM: ^^;; its a large spoon)

M2: ....Eep... Don't hit me!

KuroMew: Nah this is for the rat I just saw *Hits the rat*

M2: Oo Okay... Animal meanie!

KuroMew: It was going to bite me

M2: everything want's a piece of you.. Like Mewtwo!

KuroMew: Hey... ^^ I wonder.. how much would people pay for a tape of the two rarest Poke'mon getting down and dirty?

M2: oO That is SOOOO wrong!

KuroMew: Nah! You have to look at it from a business point of view! We make money! Deal done!

M2: No no no no! They need their privacy! I wouldn't like being taped doing things with um.. well anyone!

KuroMew: Awww *Looks sad* I wanted to make money!

M2: Well... make money taping those poor ferrets you had to breed!

KuroMew: nah I didn't make money

KuroMew: But I was graded on it

M2: Oo You actually taped it?!

KuroMew: Yeah *Sweat drops* IT WAS FOR SCIENCE!

M2: Sure it was... "science" uh-huh..

KuroMew: I HAVE A IDEA!!!

M2: Oh dear crayons, save us.

KuroMew: LETS JOIN TEAM ROCKET!!!

M2: ^o^ Wai! James is mine! I must add him to my kawaii videogame/anime list.

M2: Noo.. He belongs to Jesse.

KuroMew: WELL BASHOU IS MINE!! ALLLLLLLLLLLL MIIIIIIIIINE!!!

*They run off to join TR*

The end. Or is it?