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A/N: Here we go, our first fic, review! (Sung to 12 days of christmas!)

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Harry's 12 days of fame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. On the first day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A note from a school of wizardry!

"Look Dad Harry's got a letter…"

"It's MINE! GIVE IT BACK IT'S MINE! … "

"We're going away- far away, where they can't find us! … "

2. On the second day of Christmas good Merlin gave to me…

Two best friends!

"I'm Ron, Ron Weasley! … "

"Holy Cricket! Your Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger … "

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry I left…"

"Me? books and cleverness! There are more important things- friendship, and bravery! …"

"Bloody Hell! …"

3. On the third day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me….

A crazy possessed teacher!

"Who would suspect p-poor s-st-stuttering professor Quirrel? …"

"But that day during the quidditch match- Snape tried to kill me! …"

"Come here Potter! NOW!"

"Harry Potter… we meet again! …"

4. On the fourth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

An old magic diary!

"Tom- Tom Riddle?"

"Hagrid's my friend! And you framed him!"

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE

I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

5. On the fifth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

My Godfather!

"He was their friend- and he betrayed them! …"

"Sirius Black was, and is to this day, Harry Potter's Godfather! …"

"I trusted you-and all this time you've been his friend."

6. On the sixth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

The Tri-wizard cup!

"I reckon you'd have to be mad to put your own name in the goblet of fire! …"

"But they're my friends too!"

"For a moment there I thought you were gonna let it get me! …"

"Take my body back, back to my parents…"

7. On the seventh day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

My very own army!

"Fudge is afraid because he thinks Dumbledore's training an army…"

"DA, I like that! …"

"You heard him! Umbridge is coming- RUN!"

8. On the eighth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A Trip to the ministry!

"He's got Padfoot! He's got Padfoot!"

"SIRIUS! SIRIUS NO!"

"Crucio!"

"You've got to mean it Potter! You've got to really mean it!"

9. On the ninth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A lesson with Albus!

"It is my wish that you take private lessons with me this year…"

"Sir, I've got it! I've got the memory from Slughorn! …"

"Four years ago I received what I considered certain proof that Voldemort had split his soul…"

10. On the tenth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A fake slytherin locket!

To the Dark Lord,

I know I will be dead long before you read this

But I want you to know that it was I who discovered your secret.

I have stolen the real horcrux and intend to destroy it as soon as I can.

I face death in the hope that when you meet your match, you will be mortal once more

R.A.B

11. On the eleventh day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

The final winning battle!

"This is it, eh? Time to fight! …"

'I open at the close…'

"Harry Potter is dead. He was killed as he ran away, trying to save himself, while you lay down your lives for him…"

'Voldemort was dead, killed by his own rebounding curse…'

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one,

And Voldy's gone mouldy so lets have some fun! …"

12. On the twelfth day of Christmas, good Merlin gave to me…

A wife and three children!

"There's the silver lining I've been looking for…"

'Then she was kissing him as she had never kissed him before…'

"Albus Severus, you were named after the two headmasters of Hogwarts…"

"Don't let James bother you, he likes a laugh, your brother! …"

"Give Neville our love, …"

"Mum! I can't give a professor love! …"

'The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.'

A/N: Yayness! It only took us one day of moping about to write this chapter (must be a world record). Gayness! Now we have to write the next chapter and the one after that and the one after that, you get the point. Anyway Review I know you want to.

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