Naruto Fan Fiction
Stupid Gaara Stories
By: Hizashi Uzimaki
"Come down Gaara it is time for breakfast," Kankuro said.
"Coming," Gaara said anxiously to eat.
Kankuro opens the refrigerator.
"Where is all the food?" he asked Gaara questionably.
"I ate it all," Gaara replied, smiling at him.
"Looks like we are going out to eat," Kankuro said, Temari we are out of food so we are going to IHOP."
Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara went to IHOP.
"What are you getting Gaara," Temari asked.
"I'm gonna get the pancakes off the big kids menu," he replied in an excited manner.
"But your not a big boy, order from the little girls menu," she said a little disturbed.
"But I'm not a little girl," Gaara said.
"I ordered off that menu when I was little and so are you and your gonna like it you got that," she said back in a angry tone.
"Fine I will get the muffin," Gaara pouted.
"Oo oo I want a muffin to," Kankuro said.
"Hello I will be your waiter today, and may I offer you a chance to KILL me, please go get a hammer and come back and kill me, I hate this job," Pein shouted.
"Why do you hate your job," Kankuro asked.
Haa your name tag says, Peeeein in the toilet," Gaara laughed.
"That's why I hate my job," he replied to Kankuro, "Listen kid my name isn't Peeeein in the toilet its Pein in the tOlit with a capital O pronounced, Pein in the T-o-lit, not Toy-let."
"Bring me a muffin Mr.Toilet," Gaara demanded.
"What kind of muffin kid," Pein replied.
"Oh any kind you gots," he replied in childish tone.
"I will have the pancakes for big kids because I'm a big kid now," Kankuro yelled.
"I will have the waffles no butter," Temari said.
Pein walked into the kitchen, and looked on the floor.
"Oh there is a muffin," Pein said reaching down grabbing it, "Am I the only one feeling a breeze."
Pein came back with the food.
"Here you go everyone, are you satisfied I take tips." Pein said.
Gaara took a bite out of the muffin.
"Mmm what kind of muffin is this," he said.
"Don't know I found it on the ground," Pein replied.
"Oh well," Gaara says as scruffs the muffin down.
The next day they came back.
"Oh crap, you again what do you want," Pein shouted.
"I would like a muffin off the floor with barf dipping sauce and a cookie," Gaara said.
Kunkuro and Temari barfed.
"Yeah more sauce," he said.
When Gaara's muffin came he scarfed it down.
When they left Gaara said, "Bye Mr.Peeein in the toilet."
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