Destiny: Guns for Hire

Previously on Destiny:

"Oryx was killed by the amazing Sebastian and Kinkryn and... Fine I'll say what really happened. I like my way better but whatever. So me and Sebastian here killed Oryx with our friends and left our taken friend Saren in there to die so here we are now, happy?" Kinkryn says staring at Sebastian mad that he had to tell the truth.

Chapter One: Finding Business

They are, of course, the mighty Kinkryn and Sebastian were living life to the fullest with pina coladas, alcohol, money and of course all the weapons you could want. Except there was still something missing something both of them needed, it was MORE MONEY.

"Sebastion," Kinkryn says, "Im Bored."

"Well everyone wants to hear Icarus's stupid story over and over again so we have no business, and no more money coming," Sebastian replies.

"Hey I know what to do!" Kinkryn yells.

"What is it." Sebastian asks " Go on an epic quest to kill an almighty villain."

"Nah been there done that stuff and man was it exhausting, it was like, Hey Kinkryn go there, do this, blah blah blah. My idea is to tell a bunch of dudes about Saren's tomb so that we can be in a sequel story," Kinkryn says doing the evil scheme gesture.

"So, we are going to break the fourth wall a lot right?" Artilia says after winning money in a staring contest with the other ghosts.

"An excellent idea if I do not say so myself good old chap." Sebastian chuckles. So out they went into the main tower center and into a group of idiotic kids.

"Hey guys did you hear about those guys that killed Oryx," Kinkryn whispers to the group " I hear he dropped some pretty great loot in his throne room and left some there"

"This isn't..."

"Shut up Artilia! It's going to be fun!" Sebastian yells at his little ghost who was having second thoughts, "The readers like evil plots that go bad!"

"So, what you too are saying is that there is some pretty awesome loot left with that taken girl?" one of the guardians says.

"Oh yeah, lots and lots of loot," Kinkryn replied doing taunt that looked like he was plotting an evil scheme. Kinkryn looked back at Sebastion and winked to give him the notice that the plan was working.

"Ok me and Lee here will go check this place out," the guardian replies.

"Are you sure about this Jack?" Lee asks frightened by Icarus's story. Jack just stares at Lee to ensure him he was certain. Kinkryn and Sebastian run back to their "secret" planning room and start laughing.

"Those two are idiots! They really think we would leave good loot there?" Sebastian says laughing uncontrollably.

"Yeah and the fact that that one guy was frightened by Icarus's dumb story is even better," Kinkryn replies. The two finally get ahold of them selves and start looking at the plan, "Okay so now we wait," Kinkryn says. Artilia looks at both of them and floats away knowing they did something evil.

"So, how is it between you and Poe Kinkryn?" Sebastian asks, a smirk on his face. Kinkryn and Poe have been going out since they killed Oryx.

"Oh, you know, the usual," Kinkryn replies.

"And by usual you mean you're in love?" Sebastian asks.

"No we make love." Kinkryn said.

"Oh so you went for it and she accepted," Sebastian says.

"Exactly" Kinkryn replies.

"What are you to up to now?" Artilia asks floating into the room with the rest of the ghosts.

"Clearing his internet history" Sebastian says pointing to Kinkryn.

"I see the plans just tell me the truth," Artilia says after scanning the room for stuff they were hiding.

"Halo ship!" Kinkryn shouts as he shoots up to his ship.

"What now Kinkryn," Halo says.

"I remembered if Poe sees my house like it is I'll die for sure, I need to get to the asteroid quick," Kinkryn says sounding worried. " Tell Corto to tell Sebastian to get me CLEANING SUPPLIES,"

Back at the tower ...

"So what you're saying is that Kinkryn needs cleaning supplies so he doesn't die. I can do that," Sebastian says staring at Corto.

"Excellent! I tell Kinkryn right away," Corto says teleporting to Kinkryn. Sebastian got Artilia to teleport him to Kinkryn's after he bought some soap and a mop.