Baduhduhduhduh~~! A new fic in a new series hat I have not written for before! Okay so in this story I used the beginning as kind of a "How I Met Your Mother" format thing because this whole idea came to me when I was watching this show~~! Thus the name~~! But it really isn't like the show at all so bleh~~! I be working my ass off for you so you better be grateful, I hope you grasp my kind of humor cause that's what I have in here! Anywho Seren and Max are my OC's Seren is basically the living projection of my mind and the way it works and Max is based off my friend IAmOnTheDarkSide on deviantArt~~! I do not own Naruto or any of it' characters! I'm sorry if some of them are a little OOC but as I said this is my first Naruto fic and I wanted to add a little of my own flare~~! Well on with the story I hope you like it~~!
Warning: there is yaoi/shounen-ai(I think that is how you spell it) this is NARUsasu so blerg~~! I like it way better for the later series than SasuNaru! There are also some side pairings.
"Kids you know how you've been nagging me about how I met your dobe of a father?" A man with coal black locks styled in the shape of a ducks butt with eyes to match asked the two children sitting across from him. The young teen to the right with blue eyes and just as black hair as his papa shook his head vigorously, the blonde sitting next to him just sat there impassively staring at his papa. Taking that as an obvious yes the eldest man continued. "Well, it all started when I moved to Konoha..."
Sasuke Uchiha stepped out of the city cab and onto the paved cement only to be greeted by the crisp wind of November. Before him stood a grand white house, the biggest on the street surrounded by a big iron fences. Sasuke collected his bags and approach the rather intimidating house. After an accident with his foster father Sasuke had been moved to Konoha to live with his cousin Hinata Hyuga and her family for two years until he graduates high school and goes off to college.
Before he could even knock on the door the door flew open and was pulled into a hug by his cousin. "H-hello Sasuke h-how are did y-you? I-I've missed y-you!" She stuttered out in her weak voice, which seemed stronger than usual probably due o the overwhelming emotions that washed over her at seeing her cousin who she considered more of a brother since they were so close.
"I'm fine and it's nice to see you too." He said but not in his usual monotone voice, a small rare smile slipped on his face. He had really missed Hinata she was the only person he really felt close to ever since his family died. "I really missed you." He said hugging her back. They both broke the hug and Hinata helped Sasuke with his bags and brought them up to his new room.
"T-this might seem s-sudden b-but you'll be starting s-school with m-me tomorrow..." She sputtered out shyly not wanting to upset her cousin.
"Konoha High?" Sasuke asked.
"S-since we were e-expecting y-you yesterday f-father th-thought you would be settled enough t-to s-start, sorry." She explained.
"It's okay." Sasuke said dejectedly not all that thrilled to be starting in a new school; he wasn't much of a people person and didn't play that well with others.
"Y-you should rest i-it's late, goodnight." She said bowing her head before leaving the room but not before Sasuke called after her a 'Goodnight.'
Sasuke awoke the next day to the sound of footsteps and the ruffling of clothes. He slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes in an attempt to stop the burning sensation the light coming through the windows had caused in his eyes. Once he reopened his eyes that had now adjusted to the light he was met with a face full of clothes and a scurrying Hinata who was dressed in a purple tank top with a white jumper on top of it and navy blue skinny jeans. "H-hurry up and get dressed!" Hinata yelled frantically. "We're g-going to b-be l-late!" She said glaring at her cousin for causing her distress. Quickly Sasuke got up and got dressed in the navy blue v-neck and black skinny jeans that Hinata had previously thrown at him and headed down stairs. Once he got down to the kitchen Hinata tossed him his bag with all of his school supplies along with a piece of toast before dragging him out the door.
After a ten minute walk to school Sasuke and Hinata finally arrived and entered the gates of Konoha High. "S-Sasuke I hope you d-don't mind but f-father g-got us t-the same schedule s-so I can help y-you find your way a-around..." Hinata said shyly looking at the ground.
"No I don't mind, I think I like it better that way." Sasuke stated as he placed his hand on Hinata's shoulder reassuringly. She was still as insecure as ever. Hinata lead him off to their homeroom, Kakashi Hatake. When they walked in the room Hinata was instantly tackled to the ground by a girl? Boy? Hell if he knew let's just go with it. It was wearing a black hoodie that had a pattern like fire with the hood over its head going past its eyes and resting right above the bottom of their nose. They were wearing black skinny jeans that disappeared at the knees into knee high black combat boots.
"Hinata~~!" They squealed in a neutral voice which did not help him at all with identifying the person's gender. "Sai groped my ass again thinking I was Max!" they said pointing at a person across the room that looked identical to the person on top of Hinata. They had the same clothes, face-well at the least bottom half of their face-, had the same slim almost scrawny body type as the latter. Hinata pushed it off of her and walked over to a boy with an innocent yet terrified look on his face, he had short black hair and had on a black shirt and denim skinny jeans with black converses on his feet. His features looked identical to Sasuke's.
"Sai what have I told you! No groping people until you are entirely sure of who they are!" She scolded Sai like a mother would. Sai shrunk back into his desk chair.
"Sorry~~ but they both have the same perfectly plump and delicious ass~~" Sai whined as if it was a viable excuse. Curious Sasuke took a quick look at who he supposed to be twins' asses. Sai was defiantly right. But that wasn't the point Sai was now being scolded by Hinata and the two twins were now snickering darkly while sitting on the windowsill. To say Sasuke was confused would be an understatement and he my friends, was a genius. Hinata saw the confused look on Sasuke's face and smiled at him softly before explaining.
"Sorry Sasuke this is Sai." She said pointing at Sai who at the moment looked like a kicked puppy. "They are Seren and Max, don't bother asking about gender none of us really know and Seren's my best friend," she said pointing towards the twins who both waved and smiled brightly at him. "Oh and that's Gaara." She added pointing behind him.
"Hello." A deep voice said from behind Sasuke. Sasuke spun around only to become face to face with a red head wearing a skull shirt, red skinny jeans the same shade as his hair, and black high top converses. "You must be Sasuke." He said as he nodded his head and went over to sit at a desk near the window where the twins were sitting. The twin on the right closest to Gaara who assumed to be Seren beckoned him over to them with a warm smile. Hesitantly Sasuke walked over to them stealing a glance towards his cousin who was still scolding Sai.
"Hey I'm Seren and this is Max as Hinata told you before." They said motioning between them self and Max. "Hinata couldn't stop talking about you all last week, you guys seem really close-oh my god, Max look!" Seren said pointing at Sasuke's face. "He looks so much like Sai, such pale skin..." Seren trailed off before it appeared right in front of him with its hand on his face. "He would make such a good mantle piece; his lifeless face would look stunning in the light of the dwindling fire." The other twin had now appeared right beside the other staring at Sasuke as well.
"Yea, you're right." Max agreed, twin Cheshire grins lit up both faces. Sasuke slowly started to back away only for the twins to advance towards him. Seren slowly pulled out a knife from within their boot and Max from within their sleeve, but before they could get any closer they were both grabbed by their hoddies and dragged back over to the window by Gaara.
"You know Hinata would throw a fit if you decapitated her cousin." He said in his deep monotone voice.
"Stupid boy wonder..." Seren huffed then stuck its tongue out at Gaara. Before Sasuke could voice his confusion there was a poof and atop of the teachers' desk was a silver haired man wearing a mask that covered the bottom half of his face.
"Good morning ." The class chimed in unison, as everyone scrambled to their seats.
"Good morning class the bells about to ring so you might as well head to first period." He said getting into his seat, putting his feet up on the desk and took out his copy of "Icha Icha Paradise". Everyone who didn't have this class for first period filed out of the classroom and headed off to their first period class. Sasuke spent the day fallowing Hinata from class to class; sometimes Seren or Sai was in the class as well. Once it hit lunch Hinata and Sasuke grabbed their lunch and Hinata lead him to her and her friend's usual lunch table which was outside in the courtyard under the cherry blossom tree in the centre. One of the twins and a boy with brown spiky hair, purple circular sunglasses and a green turtleneck that stretched all the way up to cover the bottom of his face. Beside him sat a loud brunet with red upside down triangles on his cheeks, he wore a brown coat and had a small white dog sitting in his lap. Hinata and Sasuke both sat down on the opposite side of the table.
"Sasuke this is Shino and Kiba." She said motioning to the two across from them, "And you know Max." She added softly.
"How can you tell the difference between them?" Sasuke asked.
"It's all quite simple." Shino answered for Hinata. "Max is silent more stoic where as Seren can't go a minute without talking or doing something drastic. So let me ask you this, has this table spontaneously started to combust?" Shino asked Sasuke merely shook his head. "Then this is Max." He said as Max gave him a little wave.
"They're actually rather creepy, if you say their names they usually appear, watch." Kiba said as he pet the pup in his lap. "Seren!" Kiba said happily.
"You called." Seren said from beside Sasuke with Gaara beside them. Sasuke was a little freaked out but didn't let it show keeping up his stoic and nearly expressionless face. That was actually rather interesting.
"I tell you, Seren was right here with Gaara then he just disappeared!" Yelled a loud voice from across the courtyard. Sasuke and the others turned their head to see who caused the commotion. It was a tall tanned blonde with blue eyes; he was wearing a black and red jumper with orange skinny jeans. He was talking to two girls a blonde and a pinkette. Both girls were wearing their usual tight shirts, the pinkette had on a mini-skirt and the blonde short shorts, how they could wear those in the cold autumn weather no one knew.
"DUDE NARUTO, I'M OVER HERE~~!" Seren yelled jumping out of its' seat and jumping up and down waving their hands in the air until Gaara had forcefully pulled Seren back into its seat. Naruto jogged over to them the girls following behind him.
"DUDE, HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THAT?" Naruto screeched as he ran over to the table and sat down by Kiba staring at Seren in bewilderment.
"N-Naruto keep y-your voice d-down!" Hinata scolded him, man Sasuke started to see that Hinata was the one to keep everyone in control, which is a good thing because of the mix of personalities her friends consisted of. Naruto scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Sorry Hinata." He said sheepishly, it was then that he noticed Sasuke beside Hinata. "Oi, you must be Sasuke Hinata's cousin." Naruto said holding out his hand for Sasuke to shake it.
"Hn." Was Sasuke's only response before he went back to eating his lunch.
"Oi, don't ignore me you teme!" Naruto yelled receiving him a disapproving look from Hinata, but he ignored it.
"Dobe." Sasuke snorted in return.
"I am not a dobe!" Naruto yelled standing up.
"Shut up Duck-butt's right Naruto, you kind of are dobe." Seren said smirking at its friend. Sasuke smirked as Naruto slumped back into his seat and started to sulk.
"Why Duck-butt?" Sai asked appearing out of nowhere sitting next to Max.
"Have you not seen his hair?" Seren all but squealed as it played with Sasuke's hair. "You're so cute! Your name is so right you are a uke!" Seren continued clinging to Sasuke's upper body like a koala while rubbing his cheek against Sasuke's head. "It's so soft the Duck-buttyness is so natural!" It squealed once more snuggling into his side as Gaara let out an irritated sigh earning what was supposed to be a knowing look from Max. Sasuke couldn't stop the blush that spread across his cheeks at Seren's words earning an 'Aw~~!' from Seren. Sasuke roughly pushed Seren off of him and scooted closer towards Hinata. "Aw! Don't worry I don't bite, unless you want me too~!" Seren said playfully making a biting motion before getting up and skipping away towards a group of unsuspecting girls who it then proceeded to scare half to death.
"Is he bipolar or something?" Sasuke asked no one in particular as he looked at the now depressed Seren who was sitting on the ground in the fetal position rocking back and forth amidst the group of girls.
"Some would say, yes." This time it was Sai who answered who seemed unfazed by the scene before him. "Well I better get to class~~!" He said grabbing Max by the arm and dragging them off. "Rainbow will do fine by them self~" and with that they were gone, everyone else started to grab their stuff and head off to their next class.
"Oh N-Naruto?" Hinata asked him before he left.
"Yes Hinata?" he asked with a big warm smile.
"C-could you take S-Sasuke to his next class f-for me, I-I have t-to go s-see principle T-Tusnade?" She asked shyly.
"Yeah sure, c'mon teme we have to get to class!" Naruto said walking towards the halls where their classroom was. Sasuke followed suit after looking at his cousin unsurely. She nodded with a soft smile. Sasuke quickly caught up to Naruto with a muttered 'dobe...' "So teme, where'd you move from?" Naruto asked with a grin.
"Otogakure."(1) Sasuke replied his voice angry and sharp. Naruto the oblivious idiot that he was did not seem to notice that that meant that Sasuke didn't want to talk about it.
"Why'd you move here?" Naruto asked with a curious look across his features.
"There was an accident with my foster father." Sasuke snapped back becoming angrier and angrier by the minute.
"What happened to your family?" Naruto asked rather quiet compared to his normal loud volume.
"There dead!" Sasuke hissed, he didn't want to talk about this and he had no idea why he was answering the dobe that he had only met an hour ago. Sasuke quickly stormed off into their next class which he had caught sight of. Naruto had paused in the hall sadness and guilt was written across his face.
'I shouldn't have asked...' Naruto thought as he hung his head and entered the classroom.
The rest of the day Sasuke remained rather angry and as the bell rang he raced out of the classroom and tried find Hinata so they could get home as soon as possible. After minutes of looking Sasuke resorted to waiting by Hinata's locker. He spotted her coming towards him; he already had his back pack slung over his shoulder and was ready to leave. Hinata got to her locker and apologized to Sasuke for being so late.
"Hinata, Hinata, Hinata!" The voice of Seren rang through the halls as they ran towards the unsuspecting girl who was knocked to the ground by the impact of Seren flying into her. "Help me~~!" it squealed as a bunch of jocks came down the hall yelling 'Where is he?', 'Get him!', and 'There his is!' Wait what? Seren quickly leaped off of Hinata and hid behind Sasuke.
"Oh god Seren what did you do now?" Max asked who had appeared beside Hinata.
"Nothing, I swear~~!" Seren shrieked in fright.
"You know that you could just take all of them on your own with no problem right?" Max asked slightly irritated with the situation.
"But Papa took all of my knives and weapons because I may have 'accidentally' gotten blood on his book and now I can't win by physical strength~~!" Seren whined before running down the hallway being chased after by the jocks.
"Ugh." Max grunted before vanishing to go help their twin. Hinata just shrugged used to the behaviour and motioned for Sasuke to follow her home. Hopefully tomorrow would be less chaotic, well one could hope right?
1: I hope it's right if I'm wrong please tell me~~!
Tahah there is the first chapter and I hope you enjoyed it any constructive comments are welcome as well as any of your comments but NO flames please! And yes I did make up the work Duck-Buttyness thank you very much~~! If you don't get something just ask!
Hope the chapter wasn't too boring I just wanted to get most of the characters introduced, later chapters will start to have more NaruSasu action so do not fret! Hope you stick around for the rest~~~!
Please review and until next chapter my pretties~~!
