Booger. Kagome is gone shopping and Inuyasha has to watch their son, who has just learned the fun of nose picking.
"Inuyasha, I'm going to the store for some more ramen, watch the little guy ok?" Kagome says going out the door. "Yeah, sure." Inuyasha answers flipping through the channels on the T.V.. Yasha looks up at him from the floor and gives him a big gummy grin. Inuyasha smiles back at his son. "You're easy to watch, all you do is smile and play with your trucks, I don't know why your mother worries." He says looking back to the T.V.. Yasha grabs his truck and starts to push it around.
One hour later…
Yasha runs into the living room holding out his hand excitedly. "Whatcha got?" Inuyasha asks. Yasha runs over to him pointing. Inuyasha looks at the ceiling. "What?" He asks confused, as he looks back at his son. He jumps over the couch realizing Yasha wasn't pointing at the roof he was showing off his prize. "Oh yuk, don't touch anything! Stay put!" Yasha runs around the couch to his daddy thinking it was a game. "NO!!" he yells grabbing Yasha's hand before he could wipe it off on his pants. He looks at the clock. `great, where's that wench when ya need her?' he thinks. He looks back at his son who was still trying to give dad his gift. "Dadadadada!" Yasha says happily. `Eew.' Inuyasha thinks as he carries Yasha into the kitchen, he grabs half the roll of paper towels. "Inuyasha, what are you doing?" Kagome says coming in the door to see her husband holding their son at arm's length with half the roll of paper towels in his other hand. "Dadadada!" Yasha squeals delighted, flashing mommy a big gummy grin. "Thank god your home, look at this thing! It's massive!" Inuyasha says thrusting their son at her. She jumps back. "Holy crap! Where did he get that?!" She says. "Like I know." Inuyasha retorts. He goes to wipe the massive gooey mess from his sons finger. "Hey! You don't need that many! Just tear off a little piece!" Kagome tells Inuyasha. "Whaddya mean I don't need this much? Look at that thing its massive!" Kagome takes the paper towels from Inuyasha and rips off a small piece. "Its just a booger." She says wiping it off Yasha's finger. Inuyasha puts him down and he start to cry. "No, you don't need to play with the boogie." Kagome says throwing the paper towel away and putting the rest on the counter. `Thump!' She turns around to pick up Yasha thinking he was about to throw a fit, only to see Inuyasha passed out with Yasha sitting on him laughing, finger up his nose. He pulls it back out to show her another monstrous booger that he proceeds to wipe on daddy. "NO YASHA!" Kagome yells as she grabs Yasha. "No, don't wipe your boogies on daddy!" She tells him walking away to the bathroom. "Daddy is silly. He can handle blood, poopie, and all kinds of yucky things but not a booger. He's just silly!" Kagome says, washing off Yasha's hands. "Dadadada! Boogie!" then bursts out laughing.
