If Warriors Had Facebook:
What would happen if the warriors were like a lot of us and had Facebook? Find out here!
Hollyleaf was having a bad day. She'd like, just killed Ashfur, and her wifi was terrible. How was she gonna post it! That would teach Ferncloud for stealing her router!
"How am I supposed to get back to my life?!" she wailed, banging on the keyboard. She banged the keyboard for five minutes, willing the wifi to pick up speed. "I want my Facebook!"
As she whined and continued beating up the keyboard, Jayfeather walked in. "Oy, you idiot, that keyboard was expensive! Costed me $87, get your bloody paws off it!" He spoke with a British accent.
Hollyleaf looked at her paws. They were bloody. "Oh sorry, my bad."
Jayfeather growled. "Get out of here."
Hollyleaf hissed at him before getting off the cushioned desk chair. She walked out of the Japanese room. "Jay, you've RUINED my social LIFE."
"Get over it," he muttered.
As Hollyleaf walked out of the room, Jayfeather grabbed her ear and led her to the kitchen. "I have a surprise for you, though, because I actually spoke to you for once!"
"Whatever," mumbled Hollyleaf.
"Close your eyes and keep it zipped; Lionblaze is getting it."
He guided her through the large doorway to an oak chair and pushed her down. He silently beckoned for Lionblaze.
"LIONBLAZE, GET THE STUPID CARD YOU MORON!"
"Okay," said Lionblaze, coming into the room.
He was wearing an apron and some Jimmy Choo thongs. His looked woozy with happiness. "Sorry, I hooked up with Cinderheart delivery girl at the door. "
"Dude. Not now," snapped Jayfeather. "Give it to me."
Lionblaze handed over the small box he was holding. "Feel da power, Jay!" shouted Lionblaze.
"Why does everyone called me Jay?!"
"It's cool?"
"Good, good. Half Moon will like my profile pic for sure, then."
He handed the box over to Hollyleaf. "Open your eyes and look inside."
The black she-cat opened her eyes and looked in disdain at the box. She peeled off the tape and looked inside. It was empty. "WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? AN EMPTY BOX? THANKS, I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU ONE TOO!"
She stuffed Jayfeather into the box. "Oy, you monster, let me out. Golly!"
"Lol, psych!" screamed Lionblaze, dancing around in his expensive shoes. "Here's the real thing-in-a-box." He held out a box that looked exactly the same.
Hollyleaf snatched the box out of Lionblaze's paws and looked inside. She gasped when she saw it. "Like OMG. A SIGNED picture of Mousewhisker Styles from One Cataraction? SQUEEEEEEEE!"
She hugged the box, then threw it into the garbage bin. "Anything else?"
"There was something else in that box. It's under the picture. I swear you'll love it."
Hollyleaf pushed Lionblaze away and snooped around the garbage abyss' edges until she found the box. She ripped up the Mousewhisker Styles picture and found what she needed the most underneath it. "A TELSTRA WIFI CARD! OMG OMG OMG OMG!"
She savoured the card, holding it in the air, while Jayfeather struggled in his prison and Lionblaze fell into the garbage abyss.
"CLARK RUBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" he yelled.
"Hollyleaf, this is ridiculous! Get me out of here now!" snarled Jayfeather. "Or I will personally delete Facebook forever."
"You wouldn't," whispered Hollyleaf.
"I would, I'm a nerd; I can figure anything out. Now let me out or I'll come out myself. Can't I have a compassionate sister or brother? You guys are the worst!"
Hollyleaf gently prised the edges of the small box open and Jayfeather leapt out like a god, snarling. "Let's test this wifi from Telstra. I'll log on too so we can see what's going on."
Hollyleaf wasn't listening to Jayfeather's plan; she had already charged out of the kitchen, gone down the long hallway, passed her fake-mother and knocked the wine glass out of Squirrelflight's paws. She rushed into the computer room where Cherrykit and Molekit were watching Waybuloo on the computer. "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, KITS!"
"Okay," whimpered Cherrykit, gathering her MM's packet and backing out of the room.
Molekit continued to sit there, his eyes glued to the screen, until Hollyleaf whacked him in the face with the keyboard three times. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!"
"Nuuu!" squealed Molekit, but he moved away from the soft chair, allowing Hollyleaf to sit down.
He climbed a bookshelf and sat there, watching Hollyleaf while he licked his face.
"Watch if you dare," breathed Hollyleaf, flexing her toes for a type-fest.
"Okie dokie."
"Then I begin."
She typed in her usename, HollyxMousexSomeOtherGuy. Then she prepared to type her password. She heavily sucked in air, waiting for the moment. And it happened.
She typed so quickly that a gust of wind blew around the room, knocking down books that only Jayfeather had read and studied. War and Peace flew towards Hollyleaf, but she batted it away with a careless type of a few more keys. A Happy Feet 2 Eric doll thing collided with Molepaw. He fell off the bookshelf, hugging the toy. "Yay!"
A cyclops from Jayfeather's Percy Jackson collection knocked down its owner as he walked into the room. "Hollyleaf, honestly?!"
It pinned him down, and all he could do was watch as Annabeth Chase shattered into a million pieces. "The costed $726!"
"Stop telling me the cost of everything you got from your McDonalds employment pay cheque, I DON'T CARE!"
Finally she finished typing and pressed enter. The winds stopped and everything that was in the air fell. Everything that was on the floor rose, including Molekit and Jayfeather. "Weeeeeeeeeee!"
Hollyleaf make a tsk sound and checked out her profile. Wow, this internet's quick! Takes about an hour for my profile to show up. I usually get a massage from some guy before it works. Woo!"
As her brother was suspended in the air with Molekit, she took a photo. Then she grabbed the video camera that was in the kitchen and replayed the moment when she got the WIFI CARD {LOVE} from her brothers. "This is gonna go VIRAL, suckers! Just watch and learn how to be the master of Facebook, except not, because that's Zuckerberg!"
