Hermione in the Middle

Sung by Harry Potter

A parody of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

Hey, don't jack yourself off yet
It's always in your head
You feel sexed up or
You look down on
Just try your best
Try everything you can
And don't you worry
positions you dunno
When you're fucking
It just takes some time
Hermione you're in the middle
you should up the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Hey, you know
Dicks arnt the same
You know you're doing
Better with other peeps

So go ahead in
Live right now
Yeah, just be yourself
It really matters
If it's good enough
For Snape and me
You should take some time
Hermione I'm in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine

Everything will be all right
It just takes some time
Hermione you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
Hey, don't jack yourself off yet
 It's always in your head
You feel sexed up or
You look down on
Just do your best
Do everything you can
And you better worry
what snape and I think
or else your out
It should take some time
Hermione you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right
It should take some time
Hermione you're in
The middle of the ride
Everything will be just fine
Everything will be all right