Stereotypical rom-com cliché's that never happened.

This is another idea that came from my *OLD* job. That's right! I no longer have to work at that hell hole! :D

Enjoy what will eventually, hopefully, be the first in a load of one shots.


"Hey, Jess." Becker leant over the ADD to talk to the already blushing girl. "My brother's getting married next week and well…"

Jess's heart stopped.

He was going to ask her to be his date!

Ooh, what could she wear? She had to look good for it.

But nothing too much, of course. You're not allowed to outshine the bride.

Though she had to make Becker want more.

Her mind flickered through her wardrobe and she decided she needed to go shopping as soon as.

"I was hoping you could…"

It was REALLY happening!

She felt her blush increase.

"Make my excuses to Lester for me. I'm not going to show up that day or the day before as we're having a bachelor party."

She blinked.

"What?"

"Despite what he says, Lester listens to you. I was hoping you could convince him to either let me have the day off or you could make something up for me?"

"Uh… Sure?"

"You, Jess, are brilliant."

And with that he walked off.


This wont be updated often- Unless I happen to become amazing.

You know that Bounty Hunter is my main priority at the moment.

But let me know of stereotypical clichés you'd like to see me make a hash of!

Thanks!