I OWN NOTHING!
Original song: "Rainbow Factory" by The Wooden Toaster
"Sodor Smelter's Yard"
Now, Sodor's tale isn't what they tell
Of the story we knew of engines working well
But the island's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of what engines call "Hell"
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Now, let's delve deeper into Scrapping Philosophy
Far beyond that of Sodor's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that little island
With its luring décor and social psychology
But all with great things comes a great responsibility
That of Sodor's being metal stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task?
To which, the answer is in a simple facility
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In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where your fears and horrors come true
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where not a single soul gets through
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where your fears and horrors come true
(music break)
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where your fears and horrors come true
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where not a single soul gets through
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where your fears and horrors come true
In the Sodor Smelter's Yard
Where not a single soul gets through
