I OWN NOTHING!

Original song: "Rainbow Factory" by The Wooden Toaster


"Sodor Smelter's Yard"

Now, Sodor's tale isn't what they tell

Of the story we knew of engines working well

But the island's easy once you get to know it

With the help of the magic of what engines call "Hell"

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Now, let's delve deeper into Scrapping Philosophy

Far beyond that of Sodor's mythology

It's easy to misjudge that little island

With its luring décor and social psychology

But all with great things comes a great responsibility

That of Sodor's being metal stability

How, you ask, are they up to the task?

To which, the answer is in a simple facility

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In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where your fears and horrors come true

In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where not a single soul gets through

In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where your fears and horrors come true

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In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where your fears and horrors come true

In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where not a single soul gets through

In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where your fears and horrors come true

In the Sodor Smelter's Yard

Where not a single soul gets through